Time Limit Draw

Time Limit Draw welcomes you all to the 6th Annual WWF Survivor Series! Our hosts Michael Watson and James Ryan travel back to 1992 to witness the fallout of the Ultimate Warrior leaving the WWF! “Executive Consultant” Mr. Perfect comes out of retirement to join the Macho Man Randy Savage in taking on Razor Ramon and Ric Flair! That’s got to be the Main Event of the show, right? It’s not? You’ll see what is soon enough. First we have the Nightstick on a Pole Match as “Innocent Man” NAILZ looks to exact revenge on his former jailor, The Big Boss Man! Rick Martel appropriated Tatanka’s Ceremonial Eagle Feathers and turned them into a fashion accessory, but Tatanka ain’t having that! Future WWF Champion Yokozuna has his pay-per-view debut against a guy who used to be yoked, and is about to be flattened. The Undertaker went to the literal wood shed as he painstakingly crafted a beautiful looking cedar Casket in order to deposit a very scared Kamala inside. Seriously, Bob Villa and Sara’s daddy would’ve been proud of that craftsmanship! Then in the Main Event, it’s the OTHER Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels Survivor Series match. WWF Champion vs Intercontinental Champion, with only Bret’s title on the line! Come load up your plate with some last minute Survivor Series 1992 leftovers!

The TLD boys finally dip their feet in uncharted waters: 1995 WWF and the Survivor Series! If The Most Flamboyant Superstar in WWF History can escape Syracuse with his face intact, we’ll see the Wild Card Match with heels and babyfaces on the same team! We’ve got a jobberific opener with such Superstars as Spark Plugg Holly, Rad Radford, and Barry Horowitz! The Undertaker makes his triumphant return after having his face sat on by teaming with his BSK boys to battle King Mabel and the Royals! We set up Alundra Blayze’s next feud, presuming she doesn’t do something silly like throw the belt in the trash can over on the other show. And the WWF Championship hangs in the balance as Big Daddy Cool Diesel defends against Bret Hart in a No Holds Barred match. The truck stops here!!

What’s scarier? 2020 or Vince Russo booking WCW? Jump back to Halloween Havoc ‘99 where JR and Mikey book the show on a cocktail napkin after the show’s already started. We’ve allegedly got Sting and Hogan for the strap, Goldberg and a bloody SID!! for the U.S. Title. DDP and a coked up Ric Flair in a strap match. Harlem Heat breaks out THE YE-TAY, Buff Bagwell is SHOOTING, and Total Package is JUICING! Who are the babyfaces and who are the heels? Will Heenan pocket Flair’s Rolex? What is Brad Armstrong doing on PPV? And how can one job Bret Hart in the dumbest way possible? The TLD boys could give a hill of beans about this show but have a good time roasting it on the Tracy Smothers edition of Time Limit Draw.

It's baaaaaccckkk! 2021 wouldn't be the same without our annual re-release of one of our most hilarious episodes. That's right, for some, WCW Starrcade '90: Collision Course may be known for the disaster that was Ric Flair cosplaying as the Black Scorpion, but for us, this is where we witnessed one of the funniest matches ever. Listen to us attempt to hold back tears while a pair of Russian shooters absolutely blind-side some fat Canadian Indian and a homeless man’s 911 with their “Soviet Strong Style” during the Pat O'Connor Memorial International Cup Tag Team Tournament! AND A POST MATCH RAIN DANCE!!!This infamous pay per view was viewed by our intrepid hosts, Michael Watson and James Ryan. They put their lives on the line for you, the listener! Lex Luger challenges Stan Hansen for his US title in a Bullrope Match. Alexandria York's personal computer tries to predict if we actually care about Terry Taylor or Michael Wallstreet. The first (and last) Pat O'Connor Memorial International Cup Tag Team Tournament! 8 international teams vie for a huge freakin' trophy. Doom and the Horsemen meet in a Street Fight. And in the Main Event, Sting put his World Heavyweight title on the line against the demonic Black Scorpion! Yes, this is the Black Scorpion match you've only had nightmares about.

Ladies and ghouls, on this episode of Time Limit Draw, we celebrate Halloween early by reviewing WCW's Halloween Havoc 1989! Join Michael Watson and James Ryan as they journey into the Land of the Extreme years before it was ECW country! A rowdy Philadelphia crowd is ready to boo the faces, cheer the heels, and go nuts for tag team action! The Freebirds get cheered over the Dynamic Dipsh**s! The Steiners clash with Doom! Fat Tommy Rich stinks up the joint! Lex Luger and Brian Pillman battle for the US Title! The Road Warriors collide with the MOTHER-F'IN' SKYSCRAPERS! And The Thunderdome Match! Ric Flair, Sting, Great Muta, Terry Funk, and an electrified cage or fence, whatever.

We've got another Flashback Episode of Time Limit Draw! On this episode, we reviewed WCW's Fall Brawl 1995! Flyin' Brian Pillman and Johnny B Badd have an epic battle over who will be the one to battle Sting for his US Title belt. The match you never thought you'd see, but are pretty glad it happened. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson battles his longtime friend Ric Flair! And then there's a bunch of other garbage. DDP gets a shot at Renegade's TV Title, Harlem Heat and Bunkhouse Buck and Dick Slater battle for Maggle's affections and for the Tag Team Titles. And, possibly the worst War Games match ever, The Hulkamaniacs (Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Sting, Lex Luger) take on The Dungeon of Doom (Shark, Zodiac, Kamala, Meng). Gee, I wonder who's going to win that one.

On this episode of Time Limit Draw, our hosts Michael Watson and James Ryan join the WCW roster as they head north to Sturgis, South Dakota for the largest gathering of white trash and rednecks at the Sturgis Bike Rally! Eric Bischoff's pet project/charitable function of bringing professional wrestling to the disadvantaged bikers is commendable! We review Rey Mysterio leaping from 15 plus feet down atop Ultimo Dragon, and the cameras missed it! A motorcycle gets gently demolished via sledgehammer! Harlem Heat battles Racism! Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko fight for 26 minutes and get booed because of it! Mongo visits the Reservation! The Outsiders, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall immediately regret their decision to join WCW! And Hollywood Hogan battles The Giant for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, and Black Spray Paint makes it shocking debut!

It's Deportation on a Pole at Summerslam as Bret "The Hitman" Hart vows to never return to America if he does not wrestle the WWF Championship from The Undertaker, even if his hated arch rival Shawn Michaels is the special guest referee! And if Shawn shows any bias, he's getting exiled, too! We also have the match that changed everything, as Stone Cold Steve Austin challenges Owen Hart for the Intercontinental Title. HHH jerks the curtain again within the confines of a steel cage with Dudekind. Or Man Love. Or something. In a special "22 years ahead of its time" match, DOA takes on Los Boricuas. Is Ahmed Johnson the black Sid? And we've got Peak Sunny in one of the worst segments in PPV history. Answer your phone and download the latest TLD!

JR and Mikey rediscover their edge at In Your House: Final Four. The WWF Title is VACANT after Shawn Michaels lost his drug stash, er, smile and a new champion will be crowned when Undertaker, Vader, Bret Hart, and Steve Austin tangle in a four way gimmick. Owen and Davey Boy defend the tag titles against Furnas & LaFon, but will all the champions’ gold survive the evening? Marlena catches the Katahajime from a mystery accomplice of HHH after Helmsley’s IC Title battle with young whippersnapper Rocky Maivia. We’ve got a Sid promo, we’ve got more bad rapping from PG-13, and we’ve got potatoes in the main event. It’s the March Madness edition of Time Limit Draw!

It’s War Games at WrestleWar ‘91! Inside the confines of a double ring steel cage, who’s gonna bleed, who’s gonna no-sell, and who’s gonna attempt murder on live PPV when Sting and his buddies take on the Horsemen? How many stars can U.S. Champ Lex Luger carry Dan Spivey to? (More than you’d think.) The Freebirds kick off their negative title reign in style with Diamond Dallas Page and some “brown sugar.” We’ve got a great crowd, the most random six man tag match you’ll ever see, Buddy Landel being hilarious, Bobby Eaton being awesome, Alexandra York’s Tandy word processor, Vader and Hansen stiffing each other, WCW Production Values, Jim Ross dunking on little kids, and Big Dust is back in the saddle, if you will, in pul’lic, with the book and a bottle. Pass the Courvoisier and settle in with JR and Mikey for this hilarious LATE NIGHT EDITION of TLD.