This week we talk about Toffee Crisps, our advent calendars and towards the end we kind of loose our minds over the LEGACY of Archer Maclean and his Mercury games. Somewhere in there we talk about Dragon Ball Z too, I swear.

Yakuza 0 by Lochie & Louis

Oh my god. Listen. I'm sorry. We keep playing these games. It cannot be helped. I promise this episode is worth listening to. At least as much as the other ones. I throw a couple sick tunes in there, to keep you entertained/awake. Just try it. For me. For ya boy. For lil' loops. Don't tell Lochie. He doesn't like it when i beg.

This week we get to indulge in our childhood fantasies of drawing on walls, and blowing up safes.

This week, we step out into the harsh sunlight. The studs from our boots scratch along the rusted metal. The tyrant Luigi takes his place between us and our goal. His group of carefully selected (and exclusively green) Birdos stand in waiting, ready to strike, their eyes stare right through us. We rush our sweating bodies from one end of the pitch to the other, only to find our true nemesis, the crocodile from Coco-pops. We kick the ball into the hole. The crowd screams. We have won. It is over.

This week we're standing outside a Dixons with a croque monsieur in one hand and a can of Fosters in the other. We've been wandering around central for hours (three to be exact), shopping for that one laundry detergent that doesn't smell like James.

(sorry about the heat coming off my mic... i'll remember to turn down the gain next ep x)

This week we're somewhere between WW1 and WW2 in maybe Holland but could be Sweden and some lady that keeps calling us 'Wilkies' just gave birth in our tank. Also, Rosie is a racist.

This week is our final spooky ep of the year, and it ain't what you expected. How's that for a spooky surprise...

This week Louis is delighted to learn that 'level squish' is not a joke and people that get paid real money actually came up with that term. Video games are art.

This week we're fumbling around the school room, looking for some crazy guys jars of eels. Also Lochie keeps sipping really loudly.