This week we're back at school again, and it's the same as it always is. We wander around hell in our secret hour, but as long as we have our trusty nipple spouts, we'll stay hydrated.

This week we learn how to dodge bullets and get lost in mazes but we're not playing a Remedy game...

Get your Radlads, ready your Legseys and warm up your Shrumbos cos this week Lachsley, Lobs and special guest Graple explore the land of Ooblets.

Lochie's PC woofed it, ya'll. So no Flight Simulator this week. Instead, we talk about Microwaves, Robot Wars, Brutalism and Jessica Chobots Career. Oh also a few video games such as: Prince of Persia, Control, Slay the Spire and Halo.

This week, we sailed the river Stix helping our loved ones on to their new lives. Louis finds peace tending to his garden and cooking for his family, but Lochie keeps plucking the same fish from the water and dropping his axe.

This week we barely talk any rubbish, like we literally spend less than 1 min on Waynes World and then Lochie transitions into the game. What the heck am I supposed to write about here if we actually talk about a video game for 30 mins?! Oh i know! Ok, so I mention in the intro that i watched the first episode of the original transformers cartoon recently. Is this the best place to start for a newbie to the franchise? Obvs i know what transformers are and owned a couple as a lil boy but I would like to see what kind of complexities exist in the series outside of the obvious. Lemme know. Anyway, Slay The Spire.

This week we're pew pewing purple squares at angry red squares, scoring 2 stars and drinking canned apple juice until the power supply goes out...

If you're not really bothered about Halo 3, dw. We spend the first ten minuets talking about going on holiday and then about half way through we start talking about boomerangs. Just thumb through the Halo bits...

This week we barricade ourselves into rooms and lie on the floor, waiting for someone called 'Sledge' to cool aid it through the wall and give us a right talking to with his large gun. This is the legacy of Tom Clancy.

This week we're driving round in circles trying to figure out why we can see through the roof as 'cool lisa' cries out in guilt for each and every Springfielder we mow down with our Snowmobile.