Timeline Earth

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On this episode, we bring on the extremely important Lee Enfield to expose Birdo's economic idiocy, talk Thanksgiving statistics, and ponder the supervolcanic apocalypse.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/27/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, we cover the InfoWars shut-down, the feeling of absolute backness, winter woes, and woodland escapades.

War Room Episode 4055: Deep State Shuts Down Infowars: https://warroom.org/episode-4055-deep-state-shuts-down-infowars/

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/20/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, we crystallize our co-host. Also, we discuss hoes and crows.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/13/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, which was absolutely recorded live, we discuss The Election of our Great and True Leader.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/9/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

THE ONE TO SPOOK THEM ALL. (PART 1)

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This year's Halloween spooktacular is back and stronger than ever. Its so long, it comes with a directory this year. Check below for more information and timestamps.

We at TLE extend our sincerest thanks to our guests and our listeners. Without you, this wouldn't have been possible.

(10:11) AARON https://x.com/btwa_RETURNS

(1:41:21) HOSS https://x.com/FETTERMANIAC

Our resident cannibal expert Hoss Minogue joins us to teach us about the wild world of eating people.

(2:35:07) DR VAMPIRE https://x.com/headless_giant

World-renowned paranormal investigator Dr. Vampire regales us of fascinating tales from vampiric antiquity.

(3:15:58) DUNE https://x.com/DoomerInsights

Our company lawyer, Dune, traces the history of ghost law in Anglo-Saxon, English, and American courts.

(4:10:35) REDHAWK https://x.com/redpilledhawk

President of the Old Glory Club Mr. Redhawk joins Bird to reflect on some of the spookiest, weirdest news stories of the year so far.

(4:57:16) BRAXTON https://x.com/braxton_mccoy

TLE's beloved superstar conservationist and Horse-Whisperer Braxton McCoy joins Car and Bird for a little game of "guess the creepy bird call".

(5:23:26) CAR https://x.com/TLE_Car

Carcampit and Bird endeavor to review Full Moon Entertainment's masterpiece classic Puppet Master.

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On this episode, we discuss love, french fries, and being woke.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/23/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, we discuss everyone's favorite Jewish-American sailor.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/16/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, we discuss vermin removal.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, we try to innovate. We Xplore Spaces to see if it'll work. We got off to a rocky start here, but I think things ended up turning out well as they could have given The Circumstances. We'll probably experiment with X Spaces in the future. Paz and I discuss pre-historic butter and chinese poop deaths.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!