Timeline Scavengers

DAYTIME EMMY JUICE COMING IN HOT!! The emotion, the drama, the mystery... pass the popcorn around to the rest of the congregation (the way that Rev. Lucas passes himself around to it, amiright?)

WE'VE GOT A BOGEY ON OUR TAIL. This episode is kicking off in the middle of a dogfight... or a ufofight? In a shipfight. Listen, it's air vehicles firing at each other and a lot of space bullshit, I'm doing my best here.

This episode just happened. What are you going to do when the episode is so small you can't see it coming, and also features a de-aged beloved actor, a aged-up beloved actress, A Man, and the Military-Scared-Straight Tony Stark? THEN WHAT??

Honestly, I feel kinda bad for Kyle MacLachlan. This man can NOT catch a break with wooded areas and dead bodies. I mean, he's like a magnet for this. The man needs to avoid trees.

Werner Reinhardt is fresh out of prison and is unfortunately reintroducing himself to "an old friend" in order to ask for her the skincare routine... or, more like. TAKE the skincare routine.

And let it be known that Werner Reinhardt is still in pri- oh no. OH GOD, NO.

What if... you didn't have a terrible day? What if... you had a yearning to explore? What if... you met aliens and WEREN'T freaked out at all?

You know that feeling when you've had your music taken away from you and then you've been pushed out of a room shortly after your mom has died, so you just run outside to get some fresh air and process your feelings? Nothing could be worse than that, amiright?

CW: death of parent, cancer. Peter Quill goes to his mother in her final moments. She has a gift and a request. He gets the first... the second, he doesn't have the strength for until it's too late. She's gone... Nothing could make this day worse, right?

You know that feeling when you just wanna listen to your favorite podcast (Timeline Scavengers) when suddenly your grandpa comes around yanking your orange headphones off your head? Nothing could be worse than that, amiright?