Timeline Scavengers

"You'll never know how many pods I've casted about you

Or just how empty they all seemed without you

So ice me once, fight Thanos twice, then jump time to me again

It's been a long, long time!"

Sometimes in order to save your present, you must step backwards into the past to be the future's protection of the past to make sure your grandma's present stays intact to make her future grandchild (present you) able to come back in time to- wait where are you going?

"Turn it off! Turn it off! Turn the radio off. Try thinking for yourself for once in your life." - Hasan, and definitely not Reel Big Fish. (There are no ska references in this episode) What IS in this episode: Najma, thinking Aisha is running away. At least, that's the impression that she gets.

As we say goodbye to Agent Carter, everything gets wrapped up in a beautiful little ribbon, complete with a neat bow. Surely there's no final mystery that would only be solved by a Season 3 or by Colin doing investigative journalism... right?

"I didn't make a podcast episode! ... I– did make a podcast episode." The SSR gang has a trap to be sprung and a rift to be sealed. Whitney Frost gets the call. Can they defeat her or will Whitney reign supreme?

Sometimes, to get the deal done, you gotta make a deal with the devil. And in order to make a deal with the devil, you've gotta hold up a British man at gunpoint. But in order to get Stark's attention you gotta let him deliver the mustard. And -

It's time to take one of the largest needles you've ever seen in your life and SHOVE IT INTO THE CHEST CAVITY OF A MAN. We're extracting a brand new podcast episode with our guest Az using this giant suction device and surely it'll work and not go to our heads.

I know what you're thinking dear listener: I love the MCU, but it really Irons my Man that there aren't more musical number dream sequences. Well, you are NOT going to believe this...

"Oh! Nonna gave you a new podcast episode. She must like you... except, Carter. She thinks she's the devil." Come see what Nonna – I mean, Colin and James cooked up in this brand new episode of Timeline Scavengers!

Plus: the boys talk SPAGHETTI!!