Timeline Scavengers

Tony meets someone that he didn't expect to run into, or at least felt like he'd handle it better. And it really gets us asking ourselves some of the deepest questions we've asked on this show. Who would you go back in time and meet in the most awkward way possible, if given the chance?

Do you think S.H.I.E.L.D. had "Girl from Ipanema" in their elevators? I think it would really elevate this scene :)

A farewell to one hero, a first appearance of another, and a whole lot of "boy, you sure don't care if you're caught, huh?"

This one goes out to you, Stan Lee (1922 - 2018). Excelsior.

Turns out, Gideon Malick does in fact have a superpower. He has the power of CLOSE HAND MAGIC. What's this behind your ear, Nathaniel? OH, it's an all expenses paid one way trip to the SPACE MONOLITH.

After discovering a secret about their father that they did not admire, the Malick brothers have decided to forge a new path forward without lies and deceit. And despite them being a part of Hydra, this will surely last... as long as they have the stones to keep their word.

This episode is going to be a lot more painful for you than it will be for us. At first, you'll hit play, and it'll just sound like the theme song. But then the episode will start taking over... until pretty soon, ALL you listen to is Timeline Scavengers.

An old enemy returns from the shadows just as an old ally steps into the ether. Can our friends at S.H.I.E.L.D. keep one of their own from ending the first and save the latter? And will someone ever go pick up Enoch??

Oh sure, I could tell you what this episode was about... if I was a *MORON*!!! You'll have to listen to it for yourself, Commie. You're not getting a summary out of me! I wrote the BOOK on podcast summaries >:(

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.? PLEASE tell me we're not in scene by scene anymore!" Never fear Yo-Yo, we're back for a NEW DAY and NEW YEAR in 1955, with music that comes later, and cars that come earlier, and teens that are surely past their curfew.