Still closing out 2001, Lou decided to give concrete lifeguarding a go. There was a bike phase, Jason Ellis, the Owen discography, and so many skating injuries. Today Lou tells Chris about his 47th job, ESPN X-Games Skatepark.

In the final months of 2001, Lou once again headed out into the unknown to procure employment. Whether or not he actually found it will be hotly debated. Also, lots of weight lifting talk. Today Lou tells Chris about his 46th job, Bally Total Fitness.

In the wake of September 11th, 2001, Lou found himself on the hunt again, again. There’s a bit of talk about wiring speakers and mustaches, but only after a protracted conversation about mutual dick touching. Today Lou tells Chris about his 45th job, Circuit City [Duluth].

In the wake of September 11th, 2001, Lou found himself on the hunt again. Surrounded by hats, he had to choose between two paths; dazzle the GM, or keep them arms crossed. Also, meatball sandwiches. Today Lou tells Chris about his 44th job, Hat Shack.

In Autumn of 2001, Lou tried something new and gave childcare a shot. It went much as expected. Also, Lou tells Chris about his experience with anti-depressants, the time he got expelled from school, and then Dan makes a guest appearance. Today Lou tells Chris about his 43rd job, Kids R Kids.

Yet again, we find ourselves in 2001, where Lou decided to try his hand waiting tables. And after a brief conversation about racial politics in France, and some scrotum play, the guys explore the relationship between hygiene and pickles. Today Lou tells Chris about his 42nd job, Mick’s.

In 2001, knowing that he had previously quit with no notice and was almost certainly not rehireable, Lou shot the moon and applied at Target. Spoiler alert: he was rehired. Also, a brief stop at female ejaculation right at the top. Today Lou tells Chris about his 41st job, Target [Duluth].

For a single day in April 2001, Lou found himself on the business end of a real dilemma. To denim shirt, or not to denim shirt - that is the question. Today Lou tells Chris about his 40th job, Hollywood Video.

In February of 2001, Lou put on a pair of board shorts and dove right into another mall job. Then he had his car repossessed. And then he read Michael Crichton’s Timeline for the first time. So it all worked out in the end. Today Lou tells Chris about his 39th job, Pacific Sunwear.

Starting 2001 with a bang, Lou once again proves his memory is aggressively fallible. Also, Chris and Lou lament the passing of the great Peter Steele, ten years after the fact, and then imagine a world where Guy Fieri crushes ass to dust. Today Lou tells Chris about his 38th job, Gadzooks.