We are off to Moonee Valley Race Club, well 500 of the owners are.
No, they’re not.
Ok, we will have a BBQ with some mates.
No, you won’t.
Fine I will watch it live on TV on my Pat Malone.
Well yes – if it’s not a wash out!
What we can do is listen to the Professor, pick the winners then win the quaddie.
Deep Blue (The professor’s tipping program) is all over the weight-for-age Cox Plate and you also gets a chance to bet for free on the original Tipstars website, www.tipstars.com.au
Pig the postie is delivering winners rain, hail or shine.
Which is what the weather is predicted for the weekend!