Tipsy Stories

In this Thanksgiving Episode we have something special for you! First we play Mad Libs or something like that.. And it gets real dirty! Sorry, not as funny as we thought it would be, but hey - you can skip that part - and the made up story we improvised on! The final 3 listeners stories are THE BEST part of the episode. Thanks to all who send them in. We have a a nice tipsy story, one tipsy/scary story, and we end off with analyzing how to find out if  a man has a big penis... That was some story! At the end of the episode we go to the club to get more tipsy stories for the next episode.

We are sorry in advance for this episode. Unfortunately, Frida’s beautiful voice was ruined by our poor ass microphone quality. Worry not though, this is still the best episode yet! So many bad comments, we might get banned… Of course, the highlight of this episode is the fact that Frida deep throats on air! But the stories aren’t less than that. Frida covers an amazingly LONG story of the “Bufa these Nuts”. While Patti takes on a mysterious story she found online about a poltergeist - her favorite. The girls, as always, get way too drunk and almost fall asleep on air. Opps. Also, we are going to improve the quality of that bad mofokin’ mic! That’s a promise!

Episode 10 gets too crazy! The girls decided to drink some Kendall Jackson - they bought one bottle each of course! As always with wine, they get way too drunk, way too quickly. However, that is good news for you! They share some embarrassing stories and make very inappropriate jokes. As for the scary stories, this week they have two legends! One from Guatemala, covered by Frida. The legend of the Tatuana, a story about another beautiful women that goes sideways. Patti also covers a legend in this episode, La leyenda de los Amantes de Teruel. It’s a love story and has no scary content whatsoever, but once she started the research and translation, it was too late. Oops… It’s okay though, because Patti from Poland is so drunk, that the story becomes yet another puzzle. Enjoy!

Honestly, Episode 9 is another mess. We talk about intercourse, periods, the Tall Tat Man, another Latin Legend that proves women did not matter back in the day.. Oh and.. Opps, it’s Halloween and we totally forgot so this episode has no Halloween theme at all! Sorry, not sorry. You should already know that this podcast is trash and all we have to offer is the inappropriate comments. If you enjoy that, You’re welcome! Also I wrote this drunk so I’m sorry. Bye...

WARNING! This episode includes suicide related content, listeners discretion is advised. If you or someone you know might be in danger of suicide please call the Suicide Prevention Hotline at 800-273-8255.

In Episode 8 Patti discusses the Pasadena Suicide Bridge and it’s haunted history. Frida focuses on “La Cegua”, a beautiful girl who is a bitch to her parents… Karma gets her, to say the least. But the highlight of this episode is when the girls discuss pooping as a ghosts… and the poop conversation doesn’t stop there! In fact, this is a poopy episode. You know you love me, XOXO Ghost Poop

In Episode 7 Frida and Patti go on a 3 hour journey, that later Patti needs to cut in half... Join us, as we tell the Story of the Jersey Devil and A Peru Legend! Feel free to skip the first hour if you do not want us to ramble about unnecessary stuff.. Also, we have yet again failed in trying to stay "semi sober" Hope you enjoy this puzzle!

In this episode Patti from Poland and Frida talk about a Clara Germana Cele possession and La Leyenda de la Dama De Rojo. Not only did Marina get pushed out of a hotel window for her “novela moment” but they talk about some personal chisme. Aka. if you are a high school friends.. Don’t listen! Tune in as Patti from Poland and Frida come back from a happy hour at Tilted Kilt and get too fucked to record! Oh, yes… Eric is our new producer. Welcome to the team!

In this episode, we talk about Bushy Pushy, Black Volga, and El Charro Negro (The Charro dressed in black) Yet again, we aspire to be someone from Frida’s story who ends up dying in the worst way! On top of that we find out that Patti’s dad has a vivid imagination! Oh, and Frida is ALLEGEDLY releasing a sex tape. All she needs is comments and likes. Tune in as we get too effed up off of Costco wine…

In episode 4 we talk about chismosas and chorisos. We also stole wine!

In the old Episode 2, we had an amazing thought - to go on Tinder.. Well our career was shorter than Kim Kardashian's marriage.