We're talkin' medical TV and fair and balanced bizarro versions of our favorite shows. 

E-mail us at [email protected] and maybe somewhere else. I don't know. 

Ryan can be found on bsky @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found on Letterboxd @michaelmrader.

We're the Jean-Claude Van Damme of chronoscience, y'all. We also pitch a Friends reboot, solve a 38 to 51 murders, and find Stan's car (or do we?)! 

Stan can be found on twitter @RaceCarFastLane, on instagram @RaceCarFastLane, and on Tiktok @boymonlogist. He's also on blue sky @stanferguson.com

E-mail us at [email protected]. 

Ryan can be found on bsky @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny. And here's the Card Reader linktr.ee with links for the new EP and any upcoming shows.

Michael can be found on Letterboxd @michaelmrader.

Editorial note: I know the serial killer isn't on the phone the whole time, but he still sounds like he's on the phone. It's cuz he's wearing a plague doctor mask that muffles his voice. Obviously. 

Nick Wood is back and we're talking wrestling, snacks, cats, crunchy, and smooth.

E-mail us at [email protected]. 

Ryan can be found on bsky @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found on Letterboxd @michaelmrader.

Nick doesn't have anything to plug anymore, so... maybe next time?

Sorry for the short notes, no new drops, and a potentially rushed editing job. I still gotta write a best man speech, a new bio for a band I just joined, and get this episode out on time. But I do it all for you, dear listeners. *crypt keeper voice* I'll never miss a DEADline.

We talk made for TV movies. #CancelGoofyForHisSins

Evergreen plug: Support your local book store, like Emily's recommended book store. 

E-mail us at [email protected]. 

Ryan can be found on twitter @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found whever Michaels are sold.

Michael and Ryan also have exclusive bluesky accounts. Are you cool enough to find them there?

We talk TV with the Cloud Strife of podcasting, Jim Banks! We talk a little bit more reality TV, but mostly talk about how the Dutch keep their food from spoiling and play the Sister Boniface TTRPG. #JusticeForNeeson

Jim's wonderful show, Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast, can be found on spotify, apple podcasts, and wherever else you listen to podcasts!

Evergreen plug: Support your local book store, like Emily's recommended book store. 

E-mail us at [email protected]. 

Ryan can be found on twitter @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found whever Michaels are sold.

Michael and Ryan also have exclusive bluesky accounts. Are you cool enough to find them there?

We talk reality TV. Our favorite shows, our bachelorette predictions, what we wish we could see, and some of our dream video game tie-ins. #NerfWilson 

Evergreen plug: Support your local book store, like Emily's recommended book store. 

E-mail us at [email protected]. 

Ryan can be found on twitter @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found whever Michaels are sold.

Michael and Ryan also have exclusive bluesky accounts. Are you cool enough to find them there?

We talk about poetry, feet, the future, and space. You know, the usual.

Evergreen plug: Support your local book store, like Emily's recommended book store. 

E-mail us at [email protected]. 

Ryan can be found on twitter @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found whever Michaels are sold.

Michael and Ryan also have exclusive bluesky accounts. Are you cool enough to find them there?

Helen's back! We take emails, answer phone calls, reflect on the past, and we talk commercials turned TV shows. #NerfBlipvert

Our incredible guest Helen can be found on her incredible podcast, Falling In Love Montage.

Evergreen plug: Support your local book store, like Emily's recommended book store. 

E-mail us at [email protected]. 

Ryan can be found on twitter @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found whever Michaels are sold.

Michael and Ryan also have exclusive bluesky accounts. Are you cool enough to find them there?

Sing us a song, you're the dirty time nasty boys. We talk our favorite musical episodes and even discuss a movie or two. *gasp*

Evergreen plug: Support your local book store, like Emily's recommended book store. 

E-mail us at [email protected]. 

Ryan can be found on twitter @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found whever Michaels are sold.

Michael and Ryan also have exclusive bluesky accounts. Are you cool enough to find them there?

Thanksgiving came early, so say a prayer to Mewtwo and turn your radio to KACL. Or at the very least call your family or your therapist.

Support your local book store, like Emily's recommended book store. 

E-mail us at [email protected]. 

Ryan can be found on twitter @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found whever Michaels are sold.

Michael and Ryan also have exclusive bluesky accounts. Are you cool enough to find them there?