(00:00-16:02) Wake up, wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month. Elimination Day in the MLB Playoffs. How does anybody hit Chapman? Reaction to Chaim Bloom's introductory press conference. "The Long Term." Audio of Bill DeWitt III talking about the lower attendance. How much patience are the best fans in baseball willing to give?

(16:10-36:47) Doug is siding with Lex Luthor. Audio of Bill DeWitt Jr. saying he hasn't spoken with Chaim about the payroll for the 2026 season. Contreras wants to stay and mentor. Sonny wants to explore. Arenado acknowledging he's gotta expand his fields. Over/Under 1.5 of the players they're looking to unload getting unloaded. Eating dead money. Could have started the rebuild a couple years ago. I can only go by the pen name, man.

(36:57-1:01:57) Mr. T is not 91, Doug. Audio of Kalen DeBoer’s halftime speech from the Georgia game. Let's play 60. Stalter still killing it on Spread Zone. Rizz is rebuilding. Tim's family's future was riding on Utah State. Dropping a couple racks on a cabana. Can you bring your own parasol? The poor man's guide to Las Vegas. Hunting Wives. TV Boi would be too much. Doug just loves The Golden Bachelor.

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