(00:00-18:58) Doug, what's the lede today? Warson Woods Wacko taking an L on the Mizzou quarterback news? Pribula and Horn both going to get some time in the opener. He's not wrong, but he's not right....yet. Audio of The Colonel's reaction to Drink's announcement. Look out for Jeff Handy. Doug's hunger strike. Clarity after the Central Arkansas game?

(19:06-48:52) Smack those chops. Get this guy a bugle. Was the Missouri Waltz a precursor to dry humping? The oldest college fight song. Go Cubs Go. Was Hella Good Gwen Stefani or No Doubt? At peace with Gloria being retired. Drones are cool. Paul from the wealthy part of West County is on the line and wants to educate us on fight songs and anthems. NFL Fight Songs. Was that one of the worst songs in the history of this show? First day of school pics. Dossier under construction.

(49:02-1:05:44) Today's a talk-it-over day, Doug. How do you staff a Marlins home game? Jim Bowden on how MLB realignment might cause us to lose out on great rivalries. Manfred longing for eight 4-team divisions.

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