(00:00-15:22) Ranking today's callers: Lix, Paul, and SEC Umpire. David Lee Roth is still performing. Audio of a "performance." Rod Stewart still getting after it at 80. It's an adderall festival. Classic Francesa. Joe Dimaggio x13. Doing molly at the Kentucky Derby.

(15:31-25:11) Just can't get enough David Lee Roth. Under Construction. The most injury-prone “what if” players whose greatness were held back by injury.

(25:21-34:56) Audio of Greg Assigner on MLB Network advocating for the Cardinals to bring up JJ Wetherholt. Doug wants the clock to start. What about Sampson? Can't lose Fermin. This husk of a team.

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