(00:00-17:09) Trying not to let the Radio Wars affect The Spread Zone. Joe Lunardi has released bracketology in honor of the start of the college football season. What are the fats mad about? People are playing video poker in Wright City. Jackson speaks jive. Spillover in airplane seating. Putting naughty magazines on airplane seats to keep strangers from sitting next to you. When's the last time you bought a magazine? Dan Janson is on the phone wanting to know if Martin went to the golf thing with Chumley.

(17:17-35:04) Very existential. Wilson Contreras get the six game suspension. Hacking is not coding. Jeremy is on the phone lines and he wants to lay hosanas at Doug's feet. How old is Jeremy? Just a summer fling. What's Jackson's age ceiling for a summer fling? How old is Charlize Theron? My head was in Vermont, but my feet were in Savanna.

(35:14-48:51) Smack those chops, Doug. Reports are that Texas A&M may be one of Mizzou's yearly rival games in the SEC. Audio from the ‘Locked On Arkansas’ podcast taking some shots at Mizzou for being the stinky kid in class. Are we gonna get a uniform announcement today? Don't forget about Felix Jones. Trouble just finds Doug. Reports of the Big 10 expanding to 20 teams by 2030 and Notre Dame will NOT be one of those teams.

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