(00:00-21:45) So long wild card, you were always a fickle mistress. Martin's new talking point. Are the Cardinals gonna try and spin this season? What's the story with Jackson's mustache? You ever play tuck? Nice. Effing. System. All hail The Big Dumper. Rotund backsides. Nice tease, Tim.

(21:53-40:34) Goodbye Horses. Re-watching "the tuck scene." You don't know what pain is. Per the Post-Dispatch, Sonny Gray says he would consider waiving his no-trade clause for next season. Gonna need some arms in the rotation if he goes. How this team rebuilds under the new regime. Walker & Gorman have set the club back. Stop the whining and bitching, there's football now.

(40:44-57:25) Heather Graham's one-piece. Roller skates. 7 inch lifts in today. Audio of Ian Poulter giving his thoughts on American golf fans. One taser per hole. Audio of some New Yorkers giving their thoughts. Little surprised Carson Daly got the gig of hosting the opening ceremonies.

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