(00:00-30:28) Listener of the Mouth. Rumor has it that Matt Holliday might be Arbor Day. Doug's still got a little journalist in him. What do we gotta do to get Gameday in Columbia. Doug simping for Lee Corso. Herbstreit's yearly salary. Fun with text history. College football really gets the juices going. Wentzville Territories Night in the green seats. Now the Battlehawks are taking shrapnel. The Knicks owner will save us. Waterparks: Good or Bad?

(30:36-57:23) Tim just needs 7 more Cardinal wins to cash the over. NFL firing up tonight. Will Taylor be in Brazil to watch Trav? Border War on Saturday and we're efforting Paul Finebaum. Audio of Paul talking about having to convince SEC Nation to head to Columbia. Inbred swine, call in. Fidelio is his safe word. A posh swingers party. Guys with beaks: Hot or Not? The Toledo War. The Boy Governor. Explaining bottle service to Doug.

(57:33-1:17:00) Jolene. How old is Queen Bey? Drink it high on Jalon Daniels. Audio of Gabe DeArmond talking about the lack of trash talk leading up to the game. Doug still wants Gabe to do his post game show topless. Jackson can't escape the 7-iron thing. Don't say top.

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