T.M.D.

**TRIGGER WARNING: This episode does briefly discuss sexual assault fantasies and related topics** This week we bring you a very fun episode all about fantasies! Topics include Josh Hutcherson’s bad attitude, our fans ultimate fantasies, and the politicans Matt + Caroline would sleep with. This week also features a guest segment with our friend Daisy, host of the podcast ‘Voldemort Gave Me a Gun’! Pop open a ~fantastic~ bottle of red, let your imagination run wild, and let’s talk ultimate fantasies!

This week, Caroline + Matt discuss the topic off turn-offs! Highlights include ex-boyfriends and their cigarettes, math class boners, and brain regions that Matt can’t pronounce to save his life. Grab a glass of red wine (it’s an aphrodisiac after all) and tune in to turn-offs!

New year, same great T.M.D.! This week, Caroline and Matt kick off the new year with a rather painful topic: sex injuries! Highlights include self inflicted penis fractures, teen movie villains, and some classic TLC programming. Pop open that bottle of red, grab some asprin, and tune in for bedroom boo-boo’s!

This week, Matt and Caroline discuss the keys to a happy relationship as two very single people. Topics include the problems with mission trips, cavemen giving blowjobs, and shitty ex-boyfriends. Open a bottle of whatever’s in your parents basement, say “thank u, next” and let’s discuss relationships!

This week, Caroline + Matt (virtually) discuss sex in all places but the bedroom! Topics include a nearby nudist colony, orphans, and a surprising amount of sex in churches. Uncork a bottle of red, make sure no children are present, and tune in for peculiar places!

This week we bring you a super fun episode all about kinks and fetishes! Topics include inner goddess’ and belly button desires, so pop a bottle champagne like us, break out your fuzzy handcuffs, and tune in for kinks and fetishes!

Two weeks late but it’s here dicks! This weeks episode is all about awkward and embarrassing sex stories. Topics include sexy dancing, bedroom cleanups, and incest (well, kinda). Grab a holiday beer, wish you could disappear, and talk embarrassing and awkward sex with us!

On this episode, Caroline and Matt get a little ~messy~, and discuss all things messy in the bedroom. Topics include very gross Urban Dictionary definitions, some amazing fan submissions, and pints and pints of blood. Grab a bottle of your best “berry” wine, lay down a towel or two, and let’s talk messy sex!

This week is a very special episode because it’s a fan pick! Topics include herpes scares, various cultural icons and more of Matt’s unwarrented singing. So pour a large glass of red, get tested, and let’s talk STD’s!

This week, Caroline + Matt reflect on one of the most awkward times of everyones lives, puberty! Topics include our celebrity namesakes, Matt’s porn problems, and “boobs. you can just google them!”. So just like a pubescent boys voice, “crack” open a bottle of wine, have a talk with your parents, and let’s chat about puberty!