To All the Men I’ve Swiped Before

The distillation of my first dating app date and the four key lessons I learned.

My dating “success” with a private investigator.

What happens when a date turns into a BFF and FWB? Your life is forever changed.

One of the most heinous, hilarious and embarrassing dates I ever had.

This man sure knew how to show a girl a good time! Well, an adventurous time, anyway.

The time I got pecnotized and became an accidental cougar.

He’s sweet, smart, hot... and YOUNG. This week I extend my stay in Cougarville for a worthy contender.

Could you marry for money? I asked myself that question when I dated Mr. Maserati. I also learned when to heed concerns and lack of attraction and when to push past them can be tricky. Your inner voice plays a critical role and it would serve you well to listen.

I *thought* he could have been a contender. I thought wrong. The Season 1 finale had me throw my hands up in surrender. I had officially become SWIPED OUT.