To Avoid Fainting

This week we get together to talk about 2009's "evil kid" horror flick ORPHAN. What are the odds of adopting a small Russian child only to find out they're actually a psychopathic grown ass adult? Listen and find out!

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This week Ash decides he hates Stacey and subjects her to one of her biggest dislikes: musicals. We're talking about 1986's Little Shop of Horrors. We discuss the awkwardness of domestic violence being a comedic point of the film, the wildly different endings, Stacey's inability to sit through a musical number without fast forwarding, and we realize all roads eventually lead to Rule #34 (IFYKYK).

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We're back! Stacey's immune system wanted to betray her last week, so there was no new episode, but we're back with Mike's pick this time! We sit down together and talk about 1981's political/conspiracy thriller, BLOW OUT. We discuss John Travolta in his heyday, weak female character writing, the pure bleakness of the ending, and another week where Mike and Ash want to disown Stacey for not seeing certain movies.

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MIKE IS BACK!! This week we get together to talk about the 90s Stephen King adaptation, Needful Things. Why does Stacey have to be subjected to more 2 hr long movies? Was Max Von Sydow aging backwards? Are small town folk really this stupid? Listen and find out!

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We're joined once again this week by guest host, Lauren, to help us talking about Blumhouse's latest horror flick, THE BLACK PHONE. We discuss Scott Derrickson's obvious love of grainy film footage and dead kids, why were the children in this movie raging maniacs, and the absurdity of stopping to help a strange man with white face paint and Dahmer glasses while a kidnapper is on the loose in the town.

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This week we're joined by a special guest and talk about 1980's campy cult classic, MOTEL HELL! Are we opposed to eating human meat if it's on deal? Is this movie definitely about GILF-hunting? Does Ash finally have nothing bad to say about a movie? Guess you better listen to find out!

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This week Ash and Stacey-Beth get together (Mike sat this one out) to talk about Shudder's newest addition, MAD GOD. Visual effects master Phil Tippet's labor of love stop animation film that took 30 years to make. Does the movie make any sense? Probably not. Did Stacey fall asleep mid-way through? There's a good chance! Listen and find out.

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On this episode we get together to talk about Ti West's latest horror offering, X. It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Boogie Nights with old people sex thrown in.

You can hear all about Stacey's distaste for old folks, Ash's consistent mispronunciation of Kid Cudi's name, and poor Mike just along for the ride!

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This week we're talking about 1991's THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS directed by Wes Craven. Does it still hold up for the crew after all these years? Listen to find out!

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Our first episode of 2022! Stacey, Ash, and Mike get together to talk about Lars Von Trier's The House That Jack Built. Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast