To Avoid Fainting

Merry Christmas! This week we're talking about the classic holiday horror, BLACK CHRISTMAS. This movie has all you could want for the most wonderful time of the year- vulgar phone calls, drunk college girls, the brutal murder of said college girls, dipshit cops, and fun facts on the fucking rituals of turtles. What a joy!

*episode ends a little abruptly because why wouldn't we have technical issues?

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It wouldn't be a TO AVOID FAINTING episode without our impeccable timing. We'll be releasing 2 Christmas eps this week (disregard my statement in the beginning of the episode about a month of Christmas shit).

Stacey, Ash, and Mike get together to talk about 2007's INSIDE. French horror films just hit different, yeah? Expecting the birth of a child? Really like cats? Have an aversion to scissors and the damage they can inflict on a dude's junk? Maybe this isn't the one for you, but there's only one way to find out!

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If there was ever a more inconsistent podcast....we're back with a new episode! Stacey, Ash, and Mike sit down to talk about everyone's favorite(??) twist master, M. Night Shyamalan's, newest movie, OLD. Come listen to Stacey say "at this point" at least 342 times and us all agree that this movie would have been far more successful as a TWILIGHT ZONE episode. We also give our favorite M. Night movies at the end which are honestly all way better than this one.

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Ep 10, y'all! This episode has been a pain our asses to record, but Stacey, Ash, and Mike are back to talk about the newest installment in the franchise, V/H/S/94. Does this one redeem the mess that was Viral? Listen to find out! There's RoboCop references that I don't get, Ash educates us on gun laws, we spend too much time analyzing a movie that doesn't need it, and there's plenty of loud background noises!

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We're back! On this episode we're joined by dear friend and local filmmaker, Mike, to talk about 2021's CANDYMAN. Ash somehow manages to compare Candyman to McDonald's franchises, there's loud outdoor noises, we trail off onto our love for Half Price Books and other horror films, and we ask the ultimate question: Would you say Candyman 5 times in the mirror?

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We're back again (we know, after another week hiatus!) to talk about the VHS trilogy of anthology films. We might get a lot of facts in this episode wrong and talk about how much I love aliens and how much we HATE VHS: VIRAL (seriously, it sucks), but that's okay, because it can't be any worse than VHS: VIRAL itself.

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We're back this week to give you our totally unsolicited recommendations for kid-friendly horror movies! Okay, that last bit is debateable and no one actually trusts us with their kids, but if you're thinking that we would be the perfect people* to list a few horror films that we think would be solid intros into the horror world, well, you've come to the right place!

*To Avoid Fainting Podcast claims no responsibility for any future film trauma your child may incur.

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We're back from a small 2 week break, we hope you missed us!

This week you all get to know Ash & Stacey-Beth a little bit more and get some insight into what fuels our mutual love of all things horror.

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This week we get together to talk about two movies that we always have a blast watching- 2000's THE COLLECTOR and the 2012 sequel, THE COLLECTION.

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We're once again visiting Australia and proving why it's a terrifying place, except instead of psycho, human killers, we're talking about psycho pig killers....well, not killers of pigs, but pigs that are killers. You know what? Just listen because we discuss 1984's RAZORBACK and 2017's BOAR.

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