May the force be with you, and also with you! In this extra-long return episode, the boys come back to their fear of clowns, talking about surfing in the ass-crack of dawn, and how Tilda Swinton may or may not be their inspiration in life. Hear Bres’ explanations of the modern cinematic horror world, while Ry gives a tell all interview of his bedroom life (hint: 1+1+1 = falling asleep for someone). Also, be aware, there are many beer clicks, so if you hear Bres’ voice disappear for a second, for the love of god lower your volume!

Welcome back dedicated listeners! Thank you for your patience with our incompetence. Ry has been out of town messing up his life, meeting daddies in Croatia (literal daddies – as in a 35 year old with a kid daddy) while Bres has taken up heavy drinking to cope with Ry’s absence. Come for the disgusting stories, stay for the information about coulrophobia, dangerous encounters on yachts, and the ever cool kickball.

Oh shit guys - we get real this time. I'm talking cannibalism, occult dank stuff, and other things that will make your toes curl. But only a little. The guys keep it light hearted this week, covering addiction, fitness cults, and the SADs. Bres continues to astound everyone by flaunting his illiteracy, while Ry just immediately offends the world by opening his mouth. It's fine, actually. It's also kinda boring in the middle, and we didn't want to listen through the whole episode to cut that out, so feel free to fast forward as much as you want. We'll only cry a little bit. 

Hey big dicks and no dicks, and everyone in between. We're back for a politically incorrect episode 3, where we get to talk about things such as shaving our hair to look like holstein cows, pup play, and being fired from our jobs. But not really. Just a little. The guys get real and talk about family, friends, and the ever important art of finding BDSM sex fairs. So crack open a beer (trigger warning - Bres opens many beers, keep yo volumes down), pour some wine, and join the guys for an ever diverse conversation on life.