It’s twosday! We’re coming at you on 2/22/2022 with an episode all about magical numbers, numerology, and symbolism. Head back to middle school English class with us (but, like, in a fun way!) as we discuss how and when symbolism should be written into stories and the kinds of symbolism that should generally be pushed away with a very sharp stick. Enjoy!

It’s elementary, dear listeners. At least, that’s what a Five would have you believe. Join us as we discuss Sherlock Holmes and other Enneagram Fives both real and fictional, and talk about how to write them. Specifically how to make them human. And female. Featuring other important questions such as: “Would Sherlock understand TikTok memes?” “Should the three of us plan a heist?” and “Is building your wife a castle and then only visiting when she invites you over normal human behavior?”

He’s here, he’s hot, and he’s got a chip on his shoulder the size of Texas. He’s got a lot of feelings and he’s not afraid to use them. He’s also probably got a leather jacket, because of course he does. Join us this episode as we go off about the Moody Broody Sad Boy, talk about how to write him as a character, take a couple weird detours into what he could look like IRL, and reveal way too much about our feelings toward Adam Driver.

But you just don’t understand! From tortured artists to empaths, from serial killers to characters who have so many feelings they just can’t help but sing about it, Fours just want to be special. Join us this episode as we discuss Klaus Hargreeves and the possibilities of a devoted cult gone wrong, and put out a heartfelt request for more Enneagram Four villains in fiction, because chaos energy and a strong personal aesthetic are where it’s at. Plus, you know, some stuff about writing Enneagram Four characters, because that’s what we do. Enjoy! (Or don’t, whatever’s best for your brand.)

When someone says “elf,” what do you think of? If you didn’t answer, “a toymaker bearing the white hand of Saruman” or “an orc in jingly shoes,” you need this episode in your life. Join us as we discuss such hard hitting questions as: Is Santa a sexy high elf? Is the Naughty and Nice list an unbreakable fae contract? Are Rhys and Tamlin really any different from Legolas or Thranduil?

Tolkien, Santa Claus, and Sarah J Maas square off in this semi-useless, mostly coherent collective rant about unpaid labor, sexy bat wings, and writing mythological beings. Happy Holidays!

Anything you can do, Threes can do better. It’s just a fact. (If you ask them, anyway.) Join us this episode as we discuss Tony Stark and his stereotypical Enneagram Three selfish selflessness, and disagree over whether or not he would make a compelling supervillain. From imaginary fans to Pokémon masters, this episode is here for all your Enneagram type Three writing needs.

Is it incest if you’re not technically related? Do evil scientists who specialize in human experiments actually create found families? If you’re all legally declared dead, can you still go through the adoption process? All this and more in this week’s episode on how to write Found Family!

Do you want to build a… type Two character? Join us in our second Enneagram episode as we discuss Anna, Princess of Arendelle, and how we think she could be a more compelling character. Featuring other such side topics as Dolly Parton’s dystopia and whether Sam was the real hero of Lord of the Rings, this episode is here for all your Enneagram Two writing needs.

Sad boys here! Come and get your sad boys! Join us this episode as we discuss the real questions, like can a manic pixie dream girl exist without the dreamer? do sad boys really need more stories written about them? and should Jack have survived Titanic? All this and more in the episode.

From the benevolent rule of Mary Poppin’s cheerful dictatorship to Thanos’s perfectly balanced soufflé, join us as we discuss how to make an Enneagram One character come to life in your writing. Forget stick-in-the-mud moral guardians—Enneagram Reformers are here with a (morally justified) vengeance! (And maybe an army of chimney sweeps. You never know.)