This week the crackers watch The Lighthouse, starring Robert Pattinson and Williem Dafoe. A story about two men at work who are sexually frustrated and go insane. Will this movie give you anxiety too?

The crackers take on Despicable Me this week! What seems as a classic family movie shortly turns into a pro capitalist agenda. The USA has a return back policy when it comes to adoption and citizens can't tell when an evil villain lives in their neighborhood.

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Explore the depths of depravity as the crackers watch Hollow Man. In what is Kevin Bacon's most true to life role to date; watch as a man immediately decides to commit sexual assault upon gaining magic powers.

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Can Hollywood make a single environmental emergency movie without giving itself a pat on the back? Are terf bangs back in? Is Leo De Caprio really that hot, I feel like he isn't.

The crackers bring you a frosty double feature for Christmas, two Jack frosts, one naughty, one nice but horrifying none the less.

Pedal to the metal with this charming and jaw dropping flick, about friendship, love, and adventure on the open road! The crackers are watching Rubber and launch our UK drill career.

This week the crackers play a drinking game to the 2002 Spider Man movie. We lose our marbles with the amazing acting and graphics provided by the star studded cast. Sam's Randy Savage impersonation is one for the books!

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More toasted takes, fresh from the oven! Can love bloom in an Austrian sex dungeon?

The crackers have a surprise returning guest this week. We watch Repo! The Genetic Opera, a movie that makes clean camera lenses a thing of the past. Patience provides some crunchy ASMR content while Sam and Addison focus on QAnon.

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