This week we try something new and you get another serving of crackers. This time we read a collection of Reddit posts and give our expert opinions on other people's lives.

This week we watch Dune! The highly anticipated movie was a hit with Sam. Patience thinks Jason Mamoa is overrated and Zendaya was a pointless character. Side note: does the title make sense? It was Sams idea lmao.

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This week we watch Scream! Enjoy Sam giving his first impressions of the movie while Patience eats toast. We talk about the fun connections Wes Craven made and the uncanny resemblance to Scary Movie.

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Toasted Crackers took a small break, but we're back! Patience's brother Skyler and his girlfriend, Emmalee joins us while watching Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. We learn about virgins, the Mormon faith and customer service.

This week we have a guest! Our wonderful friend Addison joins us in watching the movie, Malignant. Sam hogs the microphone the entire time and Patience gives incorrect movie facts about Twilight.

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The crackers try something new this week! We sit down and watch House of 1,000 Corpses while providing our own special brand of video commentary. Sam does a great Obama impression while Patience can't stop mentioning "pussy".

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These crackers are extra toasty while watching Jurassic Park. Get sexy with us while we discuss Jeff Goldblum, dinosaurs, and Meryl Streep.

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The Toasted Crackers watch The Brothers Grimm! Dive into a dark and magical fairy tale world where Patience relives her childhood trauma and Sam abuses our microphone. #feminism

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*SPOILER WARNING* The Toasted Crackers review The Big Lebowski after being lied to by those bastards at Hulu. Is this a bowling movie or a rug movie? Regardless, The Dude abides.

Our inner obese childlike wonder leads the way as we watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Capitalist extortion, child murder, and chocolate. We added a drinking game to make a delicious combination.