Today with tonies

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  • Marshmallow pigs, motorbikes & magazines

    In today’s episode of Today with Tonies, join Tim and Sam and the Bubbling Bucket as they find the answers to curious questions like: ‘what animal gets noisier before it rains?’. Little listeners can guess along at home in the sound guessing game called: What’s That Racket. And get ready for a trip to an unknown location as Sam and Tim discover where and what The Acropolis is, in the game: Where in the World. 


    Joke: How do you know the sea is friendly?

    Punchline:  It’s always waving!


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected]


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    18 min
  • Silver ball-bearings, swans and sausage sandwiches!

    Did you know 1.3 million Earths could fit inside the Sun? Mind-blowing isn’t it! Join Sam, Tim, and the bubbling bucket for more fun facts like that, as well as laughs, and challenges. First, it’s Don’t Make Me Laugh—a side-splitting 30-second game where they try (and fail) to keep a straight face while describing silly scenarios, like naming a pretend pet gorilla! Then, it’s Good News Only, sharing heartwarming stories from you, our incredible listeners. You don’t want to miss it!


    Joke: What do you call a comet made of sausages

    Punchline: A meat-eor! 


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected]


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    16 min
  • Mini instrument, dancing giraffes & skateboards

    What’s the most popular letter in the alphabet? Hint: there are two in “the big bubbling bucket!” Join Sam and Tim on Today with Tonies for a fun-packed episode! First up, it’s Rhyme Time Tattle Battle, where little listeners can join the wordplay fun. Then, in True or False, Sam and Tim reveal which of three moon facts isn’t true. Don’t miss out on the adventure!


    Joke: What sort of nuts grow on the moon?

    Punchline: Astro-nuts!


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected]


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    15 min
  • Racing cars, cheetahs & rockets

    Which tree predicts rain? Find out in this fact packed episode of Today with Tonies! Sam, Tim, and the ever so fun bubbling bucket of surprises are here to entertain with model racing cars, squishy cheetahs, and rockets! Little ones can play along in an elephant themed round of True or False, and then hear Good News Only: positive stories submitted by other amazing listeners.


    Joke: What animal is the best at playing football?

    Punchline: A score-pion!


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected]



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    15 min
  • Frogs, Balloon Breathing and Fluffy Towels
    Fun Fact of the Day: did you know the world’s longest word is over 189,819 (phew) letters long? Find out what this word is, along with a host of other facts and surprises in this episode of Today with Tonies! Join Sam, Tim and the bubbling bucket full of fluffy warm towels, plushie frogs, and microscopes in today’s episode. Little ones can relax along to a guided meditation of balloon tummy breathing with Unwind Your Mind. Then laugh along with Punchline Puzzle: the game where Tim and Sam guess the punchlines to your funniest jokes.

    Joke: What is a sailor’s favourite meal?
    Punchline: Fish and Ships!

    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast

    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected] 

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    15 min
  • Hogmanay, Unicorns, and New Years Resolutions

    In this festive episode of Today with Tonies, we’re celebrating New Year’s Eve (or Hogmanay for our Scottish friends!) with a game of True or False. Tim and Sam explore three fascinating New Year’s traditions from around the world: do Spanish people really eat a grape for each chime of the clock at midnight? Do people in Colombia carry an empty suitcase around to welcome a year full of travel? Or do Greek people throw feathers out of windows to banish bad luck? Test your knowledge and see if you can spot the truth! Then, it’s time to get moving with a lively game of Musical Statues. Join in the fun, and don’t forget to freeze when the music stops.


    If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!


    Joke: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

    Punchline: Rub-er-toe! 


    We hope your family is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast 


    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected] 

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    16 min
  • Carrots, magic dust and mince pies

    Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas Eve! Today’s episode is packed with festive fun and surprises! Have you ever wondered what those tiny dots above the letters "i" and a "j" are called? They’re called tittles! That’s a fact you can share around the Christmas tree! Today, Tim and Sam are ready to face off in the epic Rhyme Time Tattle Battle challenge, and little ones are tested on fun facts in the game True or False! So, grab a cozy seat, tune in, and let the Christmas cheer begin! 


    If you’re looking for the punchline to Tim’s joke, take a peek below!


    Joke: Who is a reindeer’s favourite singer?

    Punchline: Beyon-sleigh!


    We hope your little listener is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast 


    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected]

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min
  • Christmas Puddings and party hats and mirror balls

    Fun Fact of the Day! Did you know the very first song ever played in space was… Jingle Bells? But that's not all from today’s episode of Today with Tonies. Tim and Sam are back, ready to share your amazing good news stories of the week!  Whether it's a new puppy, a big achievement, or something that made you go WOW, they read aloud your news of the week. They also play the Make It Count Challenge! Keep your ears extra sharp for the magical harp noises. How many can you count? Listen closely and join the fun! 


    If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!


    Joke: It was - What do you call a rich elf?

    Punchline: W-elfy!


    We hope your little listeners are enjoying these weekly episodes from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast 


    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected]

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    14 min
  • Holly berries, coleslaw and reindeer antlers

    Get ready for plenty of laughs and a chance to chill out in today’s episode of Today with Tonies!  It’s time to relax with Sam as she guides you through a  calming session of Unwind Your Mind, helping little ones to feel peaceful.  Then, it’s time to put your comedy hats on because Tim and Sam listen to little listeners' jokes and try to guess the punchline in the challenge: Punchline Puzzle! Listen along and see if you can guess the answers too!


    Joke: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

    Punchline: When it’s full!


    We hope your curious kids are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast 


    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected] 

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    15 min
  • Icing sugar, carrots and squishy toy robins

    Did you know that there are more than 400 special words for snow in Scotland? Learn more facts and play Name That Tune with Sam and Tim, as they discover the sounds of Easy Listening, Bossa Nova and Punk music! As well as challenging yourself with tricksy tongue twisters like Irish wristwatch Swiss wristwatch and many others!


    If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!


    Joke: What is the prickliest side of a hedgehog

    Punchline: The outside


    We hope your curious kids are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast 


    Want to get in touch? Send a voice note or email to Tim and Sam at [email protected] 

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min

About Today with tonies

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