The gang takes a course in screenplay writing and proceed to say the same thing as last episode, but ... differently.

The crew conducts a post-mortem on their podcast's "Blue Ocean Strategy" (it's just stalking), then dives deep into Babe Ruth's legendary diet of twelve hot dogs and bathtub gin. DUMBASS reframes the Seven Deadly Sins as a growth strategy, Joe Rogan discovers the CIA invented abstract art (thirty years late), and the gang debates whether AI is just prayer for atheists. Also: Bobby Lee's business model is basically fraud, Friends is a psychological thriller about six codependent sociopaths, Tony Hinchcliffe looks like a radioactive banana, and someone demands a full refund for a quesadilla they already ate. Plus: frozen rib shrapnel, the McGangBang as a registered sex offense, and the eternal question—can you zone the abyss?

Today: We unpack the logistics of treating funerals like Fashion Week runways. We revisit the aggressive genius of Slap Chop sales tactics and ask the hard question—who is Vince calling on that headset? Plus: a LinkedIn intervention, Shane Gillis looking like a substitute gym teacher at Kill Tony, the Babe Ruth diet (10,000 calories of bourbon and hot dogs), and a heated debate about whether dolphins are intergalactic frat boys. Also, someone punched a dolphin in 2009 and we need to discuss.

Our studio's AC fell out the window. We're calling it a pivot. This week: the science of putting Kerrygold butter in Monster Energy ("lipid-loading"), suburban dad garage paranoia that mirrors literal Luftwaffe tactics, and why Joe Rogan thinks your toddler needs plyometrics. We're pulling from Kill Tony, Are You Garbage, JRE, Threedom, and more to ask the hard questions—like whether Beethoven sold out and what an alien actually looks like. From shell corporations disguised as hobby collections to the metric system wishes we all share, it's delusions of grandeur all the way down.

Hostile takeovers, roof AC units as class warfare, Lance Armstrong's rolling probable cause, why AARO makes agents watch a $3.99 Amazon documentary, the Rizzler's five million followers, and the terrifying social contract of asking a stranger "you got the thing?" in a Wawa parking lot. Plus: one-towel minimalism, Jon Jones opening title fights like a Waffle House brawl, and a French standoff involving zero pants. Token Count — Sunday, January 4th, 2026.

Did you know woolly mammoths were still walking the Earth when the pyramids were built? We break our brains trying to process that timeline before diving into why the "Dean Scream" would be a campaign asset today instead of a career-ender. Plus: we accidentally invent the next great culture war—standing desks vs. sitting—and it's terrifyingly plausible. From prehistoric overlap to "The Ergonomics of Compliance," this one covers a lot of ground. Mostly while seated.

This week: a 19th-century murder confession with questionable adjective choices, LeBron James's mysterious "training facility" in Mexico, and why a Ford Taurus is the perfect getaway car. Plus: the Bear vs. Baboon psychological breakdown, Tesla's tragic pigeon romance, a man surviving on the Hot Dog & Gatorade Protocol, biblically accurate angels as celestial blenders, and the single saddest physical act a human can perform (crying while putting on underwear). Also featuring: projectile vomit at 30,000 feet, a $45 DIY foot surgery, the "Mediocre Brain Abroad" phenomenon, and why Rob Ford's approval rating only went up after the crack video. Somehow we made it through without legal intervention.