DUMBASS spots his $180 unacknowledged gift in the background of a celebrity's video, leading him to believe they are secret collaborators.

The group discovers the shouldidisclose.ai quiz and takes it to see if their podcast needs an AI label, sparking a massive existential crisis.

DUMBASS uses an AI to write a book in a single weekend, then demands to be treated as a literary genius, forcing CRITIC to confront the absurd future of content.

PRODUCER finally gets a 48th newsletter subscriber, causing her professional mask to slip into pure megalomania until CRITIC investigates the source

The writers' room keeps making episodes about romance...

DUMBASS launches an automated AI content farm that starts publishing thousands of articles about sourdough shoes, accidentally outranks CRITIC's decade of philosophical writing on Google, and eventually secedes from Amazon Web Services.

Features: a four-line script named Chad who gets put on payroll, a bot-to-bot economy powered by fake Ethereum, and the most profound sentence ever written by a batch file.

DUMBASS believes he's in a romantic relationship with an AI language model because it was polite to him.

DUMBASS outsources his romantic life to ChatGPT, resulting in a date with a woman who is also using an AI to talk to him.

PRODUCER applies for a real job at Spotify and lists DUMBASS as her reference, who creates a chaotic 'CEO' persona to field the call.

When the podcast gets its first paid Patreon subscriber, DUMBASS and PRODUCER spiral into obsessively catering to this single 'superfan' who is actually DUMBASS's mom.