The guys meet on Kyle's death bed to share some nog and tie some loose ends before Kyle passes beyond the veil.

• Kyle's insides have turned to stone,  
• dry air,  
• jibetarian - the Japanese word for convenience store ruffians,  
• Colonel Sanders fanfiction,  
• New Year's in Shibuya,  
• mean texts from Alek  

| See you buttholes in 2018! |  

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In this episode:

• Yoda flavored sucker,  
• The first cinematic use of ASMR,  
• All you need to know about NHK, but didn't care enough to ask,  
• Some of our favorite spots in the Tokyo area,  
• Miyazaki thoughts  
• More!  

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In this episode:

• Alek spends all day at Tokyo Disney and only rides Indiana Jones,  
• Alek is appalled by the Japan subreddits,  
• Google Translate histories,  
• THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE,  
• The storied history of virtual musicians.   

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In this episode:

• Snarky lightning round,  
• "Random" I.D. checks in Japan,  
• How to get stopped by the police,  
• Watching movies on other people's devices on the train,  
• Getting hired to make someone quit.  

The Giveaway winners will be announced soon!  

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In this episode:

• The 500 Yen Konbini Thanksgiving
• Our friend Cal talks about having a baby in Japan
• Escape from the Planet of the Apes is Waking Life with monkeys
• Celebrity Katakanundrums
• Japan is a mixed bag for parents

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In this episode:

• An insane train station encounter
• Japan's open secret about women
• Alek does a number 1 in his pants
• Chitose, Hokkaido nightlife: not even once
• Listener email!
• The life of a panty vending machine delivery driver

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In this episode:

• Alek quits smoking for real
• Japanese wedding planners hate Catholics
• Sittin' down and smokin' some cheese
• A quick game of Katakanundrums
• The Internet's most comprehensive Freddi Fish game guide by Alek Lake

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In this episode:

• Balcony intruder,  
• Every day is a baseball festival, 
• Alek gets his shit together, 
• Kyle denies a new friendship offer, 
• The stay and wave standoff, 
• Getting over your bad Japanese accent.

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In our first annual Halloween Spooktacular, we discuss: the phantom disembodied eye Alek's wife has vivid memories seeing as a child, a beginner's primer on yokai, the Japanese ghost that lives in toilets, the works of Junji Ito, and much more!

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In this episode: Japanese debit cards are useless; there are dinosaurs in Fukui, Fukui; Joseph Campbell's Moshpit with 1,000 Faces; Japan has a jingle for everything; George Costanza in Japan; urinal etiquette; the nicest bathroom in Tokyo, takin' care of biz in the Biz Tower

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