Are you exhausted by the tedious process of forming well-reasoned opinions? Do facts get in the way of your triumphant declarations? Then this episode is the masterclass you've been waiting for. We present a foolproof, satirical guide on how to win any argument, every single time, without the burdensome effort of actual thought. You'll learn the five sacred pillars of argumentative invincibility, from weaponizing your own confidence to mastering the art of the elegant (and not-so-elegant) personal attack. By the end, you'll be an intellectual titan, a rhetorical gladiator... or you'll see the hilarious, hollow absurdity of the way we talk to each other today.

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