This week, Tom and Doug discuss song lyrics that might seem to be confusing or even bad.

Doug discusses the joy of coffee.

Tom and Doug discuss the joy of being indecisive, and why being indecisive is empowering.

This is a stressful time, so Tom and Doug discuss stress. They talk about what stress is, and Tom offers his strategies for dealing with stess.

Doug wants to talk about eye color. He reveals his attraction to women with green eyes.

Tom and Doug decide to try to be more like regular talk radio.

Tom and Doug decide to look for more subject to write songs about.

Doug and Tom talk about careers, and what having a good career means to them.

This week, Tom and Doug give you a solid half-hour of hilarity. They do their best to discuss hilarity and hope that hilarity somehow happens.

Doug asks Tom about what people find most suprising about Tom.