Tom and Doug decide to behave like a regular DJ and be loud and unreasonable.

Tom asks Doug to explain what "enlightenment" means. They discuss how to best reach enlightenment by listening to their radio show.

Tom and Doug want to interview someone who plays the Theremin. They interview Kristin who is learning to play.

Doug discovers a letter that he wrote to his mother in 1985. The letter is full of his descriptions of his life, and plans for his future (which were all inaccurate).

Science is this week's subject. Mike Murray, who happens to be an engineer, joins Tom and Doug to discuss what science means and why it is terribly funny and entertaining.

Tom admits that he has always had difficulty following directions. Doug is not surprised, and they remember Tom's long history of not following directions.

Tom and Doug talk about parades. Tom reveals that he has been in a number of pardes over the years.

Tom and Doug speak to Kristin about her trip to Africa where she helped to build a school.

Mike Murray joins Tom and Doug to discuss their memories of high school.

Tom and Doug decide that they should try to fit in with the rest of the media landscape. They try to offend and outrage eachother.