Tom admits that he has always had difficulty following directions. Doug is not surprised, and they remember Tom's long history of not following directions.

Tom and Doug talk about parades. Tom reveals that he has been in a number of pardes over the years.

Tom and Doug speak to Kristin about her trip to Africa where she helped to build a school.

Mike Murray joins Tom and Doug to discuss their memories of high school.

Tom and Doug decide that they should try to fit in with the rest of the media landscape. They try to offend and outrage eachother.

Tom and Doug are in a hurry, so they talk about songs that were put together in a hurry, and they discuss the merits of rush-job works of art.

Tom and Doug decide to turn the show into a "think tank".

Tom and Doug welcome the software program Google Translate to be this week's guest on the show.

Tom and Doug talk about the hard work of preparing or the future. They disuss how they prepare for musical events.

Doug asks Tom what the best day of his life was like.