Tom Brady Is A Cyborg with Allison Fields
01.08.2021 - By Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!! The unbelievably funny Allison Fields visited the Lizard Lair to discuss her theory about star quarterback and weird diet enjoyer Tom Brady, and boy is it a doozy. Allison thinks that Tommy Boy has been hiding a dark secret since his early days on the professional football circuit - a secret that will shock and disgust you. No, it's not about the level of physical intimacy he shares with his family. It's about his robot parts!