Alyssa Milano is facing criticism as she posts a GoFundMe for her son's baseball team's trip to Cooperstown, NY. While joining in the criticism, Tom Kelly has his own real life Loudermilk, Larry David, Karen Moment. Why did Tom get kicked out of the pool at his expensive New York City gym, the Equinox Sports Club? Also . . Tom shares a story about how he burned his feet in a poorly maintained Equinox steam room.

Tom Kelly gets back to the basics of being a stand-up comedian at Bonkerz Comedy Club in Orlando, Florida. He filmed his set at the LMAO network comedy show hosted by former CBS Weatherman Mark McEwen. Joined by his Quinnipiac University buddy, John Mulhall, Tom talks about why he's going back to the "dirty road". Tom also discusses a conversation he had about whether or not he is fascinated by "shiny" stories or "gritty" stories.

What would you do if you moved into a new apartment and found an urn of human ashes in the closet?

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Do you wash your Apple Watch in the dishwasher?

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What is microcheating?

Tom Kelly addiction to sweets catches up to him as he accidentally consumes way too many edibles and gets high for the first time . . . as an adult. Tom shares a funny yet also scary experience that may be educational for friends who go out as edible THC and marijuana becomes more commonplace

Tom gets results from a skin cancer biopsy. Tom learns the words "Apricity" and "Hurkle Durkle".

Tom Kelly is a middle aged, middle class stand up comedian from Long Island getting back to the basics and getting back to the fun.

What is Tom's favorite word to say with a Long Island accent?

Should you not take a paying job because no one will respect you if you take it?

Can Tom make a bathroom joke on Instagram?

Tom sets a simple New Year resolution for 2024 . . . "Get Back To The Fun". And while driving Ocean Parkway on Long Island, Tom pulls over to help two 70 something year old bikers with a flat tire. While driving Dennis and Manny back to their cars, he gets some free advice.

No news. No big topics. Just a few heart warming stories to get you in the mood for Christmas.

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Mayor Michelle Wu of Boston made headlines this week for excluding white peers from an "electeds of color" holiday party. As a man who believes in representation at "the table" for all in government, Tom discusses how "woke" and "exclusionary" politics can lead to extremism.

Mary Santora is an alcoholic and compulsive gambler who does stand up. She has made a career out of turning a difficult life into entertainment as a stand up comedian and cohost of Cleveland's Alan Cox Show. Now, she is risking a relationship with her boyfriend and her career to move to New York City to double down on her comedy. Tom asks "is this the beginning of a dream come true or a disaster waiting to happen."

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