Tom Reads His Spam

With ACME going out of business, Coyote needs a new supplier for nefarious equipment. Today's SPAM might just be their replacement.

On today's DELICIOUS SPAM, Tom reads what starts out as a fairly innocuous email about nutrition, but it ends horribly for at least three friends in the jungles of India. Also, don't eat tomatoes.

Today's SPAM is a delightful word salad, under the hopeful subject line "Nothing can seduce women faster than a big night. Trump medications from Canada."

It's a TRIUMPHANT RETURN for Tom Reads His Spam. Today, I got a FAX. Yes, a FAX. If it is to be believed, I am 16 million dollars richer.