Hi Gary! Unfortunately we experienced some technical difficulties this week and will not be posting an episode. We will be back next Thursday with a brand new meeting of the world's shittiest book club, so til then please study your Vocabugary lessons and listen to old episodes with a new friend!-------------------

Join us in Part III: The Deserted Village as we navigate the dead town and gear up before nightfall. Including Addisonian crises, a stinky root cellar, and millennial speculation as to what a root cellar is! Sleep all day and fly with us tonight, Gary, an we'll sink our teeth into the action-packed third part of 'Salem's Lot.-------------------Tommyknockin is brought to you by Rhythm Insurance, www.rhythminsurance.comAs well as Caerus & Hermes, contact Tim at [email protected]

We are joined in our loitering by Missoula comic Amy Lee Smith in our chaotic recap of Part II: The Emperor Of Ice Cream. Ragging on Flippers, a vocabugary quiz, and some predictions for the next chapter as well as the format for the rest of this season. We love you, Gary!First time listener? Use our recap episodes as the diving board into the rest of the season and join the hive mind! --------------------Tommyknockin is brought to you by Rhythm Insurance, www.rhythminsurance.comAs well as Caerus & Hermes, contact Tim at [email protected]

Sit with us in the eye as we say good-bye to the Emperor of Ice Cream and finish up Part II. We bring you lessons about Vampirella, screaming retrievers, and cool preachers! -------------------Tommyknockin is brought to you by Rhythm Insurance, www.rhythminsurance.comAs well as Caerus & Hermes, contact Tim at [email protected]

Susan is on a deadly adventure with Mark Petrie, and we're just over here trying not to get fridged. Join us this week for facts about Houdini, some Twilight fangirling, and perhaps our saddest Addy Fact to date! --------------------Tommyknockin is brought to you by Rhythm Insurance, www.rhythminsurance.comAs well as Caerus & Hermes, contact Tim at [email protected]

Teen hearththrob Dr. Jimmy Cody needs no convincing when it comes to the paranormal, so we quickly find ourselves in hot water with a cold body. Speaking of which, we get Eliza's opinion on cold butts, as well as some hot goss about Mary Shelley and a small tribute to should-be vampire queen, Kate Winslet. Join us, Gary, and bring your friends!------------------Tommyknockin is brought to you by Rhythm Insurance, www.rhythminsurance.comAs well as Caerus & Hermes, contact Tim at [email protected]

Vampire hypnotism! Vampire rats! Vampire infants! The Lot is infected with bloodsuckers and domestic violence, and only a few people know what's up! Also: an update on lobster drama, the Doris Day debate, and a fine look at the book's most iconic scene...spooooooky. Join us, Gary! ---------------------Tommyknockin is brought to you by Rhythm Insurance, www.rhythminsurance.comAs well as Caerus & Hermes, contact Tim at www.caerusandhermes.com

Hi Gary! We scrape our way past the Floyd Tibbits attack to focus on 70s hunks, the science of small town gossip, and the world's first "that's what she said" joke. So lean back and remember: you are Susan Norton.-------------------Tommyknockin is brought to you by Rhythm Insurance, www.rhythminsurance.comAs well as Caerus & Hermes, contact Tim at [email protected]

Hi Gary! Dive into part II of 'Salem's Lot with your old pals, Sparky & The Empress of Missoula, and brace yourself for an unprecedented amount of scatological sacrilege! We start this section with some obscure vampire lore, ice cream metaphors, and a stunning history of Christopher Lee's "Jackass". Enjoy the ride and again, I stress to you: poop humor ahead. Toot toot! -------------------Tommyknockin is brought to you by Rhythm Insurance, www.rhythminsurance.comAs well as Caerus & Hermes, contact Tim at [email protected]

Hi, Gary! Due to scheduling issues Tommyknockin will be back next week with a new episode to dive in to Part II: The Emperor Of Ice Cream. Stay warm and lean back!