For episode 147, Josh and Ryan discuss the most boring and fascinating topics of the week (CES and Bradley Cooper's French dialect, respectively), before reading Jeff Bezos' bizarre sexts aloud for some unfathomable reason.

Also: Amazon is trying to kill your gaming consoles, the federal government has decided to take a month-long sabbatical, and Ring is letting its employees watch you sleep. Yeah, 2019 blows.

So keep your arms and legs inside the podcast at all time, glue a Google Home to your new 8K TV, and enjoy the ride.

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New year, new Tomorrow.

On the first episode of 2019, Josh and Ryan discuss Kevin Hart, the "Mad Box," Louis C.K., Apple's earning report, and other huge disappointments.

Then they perform a wellness check on Marie Kondo and share some thoughts about The Twilight Zone's general superiority to Black Mirror.

Grab your VR goggles and voice assistant, it's time for 146.

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For the final episode of 2018, Josh and Ryan discuss why it's so hard to find good tweets, the omnipotent super-being that is Mary Poppins, Iggy Azalea's lifestyle choices, and Bandersnatch-ing your Polybius.

Oh yeah, and Alice Walker is a David Icke disciple. 2018 truly was our dumbest year yet. Join us as we ride it out on Tomorrow number 145.

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For 2018's penultimate episode of Tomorrow, Josh and Ryan break down the best and worst of the year's memescape, the charm of Christmas, and how (not) to catch someone stealing your Amazon deliveries.

Have a lovely holiday filled with as much MSG, retail shopping, and Emily Blunt vehicles as you can handle... but, remember: Fuck Batman.

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Josh and Ryan have some bad news: Sonic the Hedgehog is sweaty and mad as hell and Pewdiepie may or may not be responsible.

In other news, the Russians have developed the world's most advanced robot (it's just a person in a suit) and it ends up Pokémon are terrifying nightmares in real life. Is this entire podcast about video games? No, but the best parts are.

Enjoy Tomorrow 143 before the YouTube stans and Friendster fanboys come for us all.

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Well we had a lot of fun... but the internet is over. It's time to pack up and take our nipples home. Tumblr has euthanized itself – via a refusal to host porn – and Josh and Ryan are not taking it well.

Elsewhere on Tomorrow, they dissect CRISPR babies (not literally), Kevin Hart's latest career disaster, the daily deluge of bad takes, and continue their discussion of Thanos' sex life. All in all, not a bad Hanukkah episode.

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Happy Thanksgiving, Tomorrow listeners. For this holiday special, Josh and Ryan are listing things for which they are thankful, including but not limited to: SSRIs, the arctic, and manual focus lenses.

We hope you enjoy a special time of food and family – and then stock up on supplies for our looming economic apocalypse.

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On episode 140, Josh and Ryan have discovered that Trump's acting Attorney General, Matt Whitaker, was part of a time travel scam of near-Theranos-level con artistry and decide to use these theoretical powers to travel to the future and review Samsung's upcoming foldable phones.

Then, after a brief wellness check on the horrifying world of Pokémon, they discuss the alleged misdeeds of Sheryl Sandberg, Amazon, and some GoFundMe charlatans.

Excelsior!

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This week has been an explosion of news. On 139, Josh and Ryan unpack Tucker Carlson's protesters, Amazon's search for a second headquarter, Ariana Grande's powerful moves against her exes (and America), Ruth Bader Ginsburg's cracking ribs, and the second return of the Spice Girls.

Then Ryan interviews Glamour senior political reporter and host of Driving Forces on WBAI, Celeste Katz, about the midterm election results and the current political landscape. Enjoy this episode and (don't) kick Tucker Carlson's dog.

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Pay attention, Tomorrow listeners: You better go out and vote on November 6th. Josh and Ryan are planning to hold you responsible for the fate of this earth.

On episode 138, they discuss the anti-Semitic shooting in Pittsburgh, Trump's attempts to end birthright citizenship, the satisfying death of Gab.com, Jair Bolsonaro's threat to the Amazon, why the new iPads are disappointing, and other good reasons to vote for Democrats.

We have a lot of fun on the podcast but about this we're extremely serious. Go vote.

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