With the Swen News team caught out and facing permanent shutdown from their tyrannical studio boss, Durham Dick, can Tomorrow's News survive? Tune in to the grand finale to find out!

We're in the endgame now. This week on Tomorrow's News, the team discuss the roadmap out of lockdown, the free speech championships, the latest with Greg the Alien, how the Vatican has been overtaken by the cast of the Twilight Saga - and much, much more!

This week on Tomorrow's News: Perseverance makes a surprising discovery on Mars, the Great British Pound becomes the Great British Clap, and Keir Starmer unveils the launch of 'New New Labour' - plus much more!

The Swen News Team returns! This week, our correspondents commentate on the announcements of HS2 2, a shocking BBC obituaries leak, the evils of cancel culture, a very big cow, and the dramatic resurrection of Princess Diana to inspire vaccine take-up - plus, the news team gathers for a very special announcement...

This week on Tomorrow's News - we discuss the heroism of hedge fund managers, the invention of Numbers 2, how vaccine conflicts are dividing Northern Ireland and the Irish Republic, a top-secret leaked phone call between Joe Biden and Vladimir Putin, and much more!

The Swen News Team is proud to present - the news that never was.

This week - Joe Biden's inauguration had everyone on guard for a repeat of the capitol revolts, was the actual event a letdown? Free school meals will now be given in the form of a 'golden ticket', what do private schools think about this scheme? And what will be the effects of Priti Patel's Titanic iceberg campaign be on the government's budget and immigration policy?

The Swen News Team is proud to present - the news that never was.