Tony P. Oddcast

Tony P. Oddcast

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Tony P. Oddcast episodes

  • Bulls on Parade
    • A young moose caused a stir when it wandered into the lobby of a hospital in Anchorage, Alaska, this week, prompting security personnel to tread carefully in their efforts to remove the animal.
    • Michelle Collins says she is terrified to enter her kitchen every morning because of the grey squirrels which have been living in her house for the last three years.Evading the efforts of pest controllers, they have chewed up her doors and skirting boards and have eaten her dogs' food.
    • While preparing for a jog on Friday, a woman was bulldozed by a “male bovine” in Maine, according to a statement from the Farmington Chief of Police Kenneth Charles.The 43-year-old woman told police the bull charged her, lifting her by its horns while she was getting ready for a jog along the Whistle Stop Trail in West Farmington. She escaped by running into the trees and sustained non-life-threatening injuries.


      • I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.


      find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com

      music http://www.klyma.com

      16 min
    • Canada has Doomed Us All

      A probable cause affidavit has released details on the unusual Tuesday incident that saw a man steal a forklift and take it on a joyride through Downtown Portland. Jeffre Zelinski, 30, is charged with burglary, theft, UUV, reckless driving, and criminal mischief.

      Many people often keep goldfish as pets, and it’s not hard to see why. Besides being a sight for sore eyes, goldfish are as intelligent as they come; it makes them such well-appreciated guests to have in small ponds, fish bowls, and aquariums. But if you think it’s all glee and fun with goldfish, think again. These aquatic animals are quickly becoming a menace in Canadian waters.

      An invasive species of crossbred "super pigs" from Canada could eventually become an issue for the United States and experts are continuously sounding the alarm while monitoring the situation.

      I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.

      find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com

      music http://www.klyma.com

      13 min
    • Every Day I’m Russlin’
      • A Twitter user shared a screenshot from his app which showed a photo of the feline, looking quite unimpressed, among several other Grindr users’ profile pictures. Registered under the name ‘Missing cat’, the Brighton-based moggy is described as ‘goofy’, ‘chill’ and ‘curious’, with interests such as karaoke, movies, music and reading.
      • A Mississippi morning news anchor has been absent from her station since she quoted Snoop Dogg live on air earlier this month. During her last episode, as per Deadline, Bassett and her team were discussing Snoop Dogg’s line of wines.
      • Rick Ross thanked his neighbors for helping return his buffaloes after they wandered off his property in Fayetteville, Georgia. The buffaloes were first seen strolling around Fayette County according to a Facebook post from the sheriff’s office. A spokesperson for the sheriff’s office confirmed that the buffaloes belonged to Ross and were safely returned to his property.

        • I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.

        find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com

        music http://www.klyma.com

        14 min
      • Knock, Knock. Who's there? ALLIGATOR

        Animal control officers normally respond to calls about dogs, cats, and wildlife, but one recent mishap gave some Chicago officers an unforgettable day. One lucky officer stumbled upon not one, not two, but three pet goats who were wandering around in the streets!

        An exotic cat – known as a serval – tested positive for cocaine after being rescued in Cincinnati, according to animal control officials. Servals are
        medium-sized wild cats native to sub-Saharan Africa.
        A Daytona Beach man bitten by a 9-foot alligator Saturday said the attack happened after he heard a noise at his front door and opened it, only to find an unexpected visitor. Scot Hollingsworth said he was watching TV with his wife at their home on Champions Drive when he heard a bump at the door.
        I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.
        find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com
        music http://www.klyma.com

        14 min
      • Chibi MGK
        • The company that makes Funko Pop! collectibles is in so much trouble it’s preparing to throw hundreds of thousands of its pop culture-inspired figurines into the garbage. Funko revealed the plans in a recent earnings call filled with so much bad news its stock price fell off a cliff the next day.
        • Two shiny dots in the sky apparently startled some residents in California's Central Valley. The Stanislaus County sheriff took to Facebook Thursday to tell people they shouldn't call 911 as NASA confirmed the stars were in fact Jupiter and Venus.
        • What began as a type of joke has become a point of pride for one Huntington Beach, California, man. Jeff Reitz, 50, has become a celebrity of sorts with his record-breaking streak of 2,995 consecutive visits to Disneyland.

          • I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.


          find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com 

          music http://www.klyma.com

          17 min
        • Love That Chicken From Popeyes
          • Police have warned locals not to engage a man walking around dressed as the Cookie Monster who has been terrorizing a seaside area in California.
          • The sailor who spent weeks lost at sea in January, surviving largely off of ketchup, could have a new, state-of-the-art boat coming to him. And the handsome gift would be thanks to Ketchup giant Heinz, which is trying to locate Elvis Francois.
          • A Georgia woman has been arrested after police say she purposefully crashed her vehicle into an Augusta Popeyes over missing biscuits.

            • I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.

            find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com 

            music http://www.klyma.com

            13 min
          • Cocaine Bear

            I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.

            • When Georgia investigators stumbled across the infamous Cocaine Bear in 1985 its cause of death was unmistakable. The 175-pound black bear was found next to a duffel bag that had once been filled with more than 70 pounds of cocaine before it was hurled from a drug smuggler’s plane.
            • The director of a leading German ballet company is being investigated by police and has been fired for smearing dog feces on a critic's face after taking offense to a review she wrote.
            • A portion of a Pennsylvania interstate had to be shut down due to chicken juice leaking from a semi truck. 

              • find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com 

              music http://www.klyma.com

              15 min
            • Quite the Popcorn Pickle
              • US regulators have fined Mars Wrigley, the maker of Snickers and Skittles, after two workers fell into a tank of chocolate at its Pennsylvania factory last June.
              • A 24-year-old man now linked to an unusual string of crimes that kept the Dallas Zoo on the lookout for missing animals. 
              • Texans eat pickles at the movie theatre. 

                • I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.

                find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com 

                music http://www.klyma.com

                16 min
              • Cow-lission with a Tesla
                • A Grade 12 student fell unconscious in the examination hall on Wednesday after finding himself the lone male among 500 girl students. 
                • A Bangladesh boy who accidentally locked himself inside a shipping container during a game of hide-and-seek was discovered six days later in another country.
                • Police in California wrangled a loose bovine that managed to shatter a windshield and leave an unsavory mess in a "cow-llision" with a Tesla.

                  • I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.

                  find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com 

                  music http://www.klyma.com

                  15 min
                • Fist Bumpapalooza
                  • The Splash Mountain ride at Walt Disney World officially closed for good on Jan. 23 and it will get an upgrade with a new theme. After the ride's final run, sellers on eBay started to list what they claimed to be water from the log-flume ride.
                  • A newlywed couple treated guests to “expensive” giveaways during their wedding reception in Tagaytay City on Tuesday, January 24. Their unusual party favors: bags of onions.
                  • Frequent Guinness World Record-breaker David Rush broke the previous Guinness World Record for the most alternating fist bumps in 30 seconds.

                    • I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.

                    find me at http://www.tonyphenderson.com 

                    music http://www.klyma.com

                    13 min

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                  I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but…