Too Bad So Sad

Hey guys and gals, Welcome to another episode of Too Bad So Sad. Todays' episode is different in the fact that I have a guest speaker on by the name of Peter Montgomery. Peter comes on the episode to talk about how he started his own religion, how he gained a heightened sense of taste and smell, and how he now tries to find murderers and criminals to bring justice to Miami Florida.

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What's up everybody? Todays' episode of TOO BAD SO SAD is about how I get publicly shamed by a 60 year old dog trainer about loving my pet too much, and also about how I REALLY wanna see two Santas fighting to the death. As much as I hate every other holiday but Christmas, I would love to see two shirtless Santas fighting in the octagon to find out which Santa is more superior.

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On todays episode of Too Bad So Sad, I get down the the nitty gritty about what exactly is a "wood break" in wrestling which is exactly what you think it is. Also, I talk about how frickin great I am at sports and how the hell I lost all that talent. Could it have been my drinking problem? Could it be my doughy frame? The answer is, yes, all those things. I probably have brain damage from all of the times I sucked at sports earlier in life and it has made me pursue a career in comedy.

On todays episode of TooBadSoSad, I talk about the origin of my Fast and The Furious tattoo and how I REALLY want to be Vin Diesels best friend. If anyone knows Vin Diesel, give him my number so I can become best buddies with him. Also, remember when back in the day you could make a movie about anything and people would see it? There were so many movies from the 90's about literally ANYTHING. A lot of movies from back in the day would definitely not get made today because people were terrible.

On todays episode of TooBadSoSad, I talk about SUPER cool bartenders and how they are literally all the same. Why is it that you need to wear a vest and have a moustache to be a "mixologist". Give me a dark dingy bar where you're almost certain to get stabbed in the bathroom and I'm home. Also, why are some people famous on instagram for having boobs and they are considered "comedians"?

On todays episode of TooBadSoSad I talk about different careers and how the H-E-double vibrators someone can get dumb as hell jobs like sex doll designer or fake ass developer. Also, have you ever thought something for years and years and then find out when you're TOO old that it's been wrong and your whole life is a lie? 

On this episode of Too Bad So Sad, I talk about my trials and tribulations of drinking and how bad I used to be when I would get black out drunk. I talk about how gross I am but, I really want everyone to think I'm not gross. I also delve into the fact that everything I do always starts off as a joke and then it just becomes part of my life.

On todays episode of Too Bad So Sad I talk about childhood memories of how I almost got murdered by a neighborhood kid, how bands back in the day used to talk about "loving" underaged girls and how messed up that is, and how back when I was a baby I used to model for Macy's and made bags of money.

On the first episode of Too Bad So Sad, I talk about how I got into this idea for a podcast and really just getting into it and trying to figure it out. I talk about my terrible experience at my first ever MRI, how people keep saying that I tore my "labia" because people are real cool, and how when I die that it'll probably get taken as a joke and no one will believe I'm actually dead.

Welcome to Too Bad So Sad, with your host Devin Howard. This podcast will explore depression, anxiety, while also being a free form comedy podcast. Devin talks about how to attempt to deal with depression while also considering the notion that you don't always have to be happy and that's ok.