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someone got our voodoo dolls and is making our lives awful. mia and dani discuss giving each other lasik eye surgery if an apocalypse happens and what they've been reading recently.

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mia and dani GOT HARRY STYLES PIT TICKETS! which means.... mia is coming to LA this year. we review may's book club read "cleopatra and frankenstein" and discuss how we feel about the social pressure to drink when you're out. yes we are all over the place but being a mess is just our brand.

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mia and dani sleepily review met gala outfits since obviously they're fashion experts. and the day has finally come...mia is actually reading! hang out with us as we talk about our current reads and also read your juiciest confessions submitted to us. bottom line - we are tired and are in need of a nap.

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you asked, we listened. and now, we're here to give you some advice. from love life to post grad life to self-image, mia and dani do their best to dish out some wisdom. just remember-- take everything we say with a grain of salt because we are literally a mess.

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close ur laptop and stop comparing urself to the girlies on social media bc we're here to tell you it's all FAKE. dani and mia have some crazy news to share this episode. mia met blake shelton and dani is getting a masters in laughing school. this week, we're playing two lies one truth (bc we love lying) and reading our birth charts.

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the title says it all. join us this week for a silly goofy episode where we talk about what we've been reading, movies that describe our souls, and murr from impractical jokers. we're getting the hang of this podcasting thing.....

SPOILER ALERT: please skip over where we talk about "all my mothers" the book if you do not want to be spoiled.

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mia and dani are both going through it but that's not going to get them to shut the f*ck up. this episode, we reconvene after a break. yes, it's embarrassing that we needed a break after literally two episode but also we literally don't care! you can still slay the house boots down even when you're in a slump and dani and mia are here to show you how.

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girl you're not in your flop era, social media is just a lie! do you really want a nose job? or is your mom just yolanda hadid? this episode we get into harmful beauty standards in the media that have impacted our lives, dani sh*ts on the batman (sorry to the fanboys), and we go through our very thorough drink roster.

TW for EDs. please skip to 11:25 <3

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mia and dani are never showing their faces around town again. this episode we get to hear mia read a very....interesting scene from a harry and ginny fic, dani goes on a tangent of how the mormons created gilmore girls, and we talk about how we cope with social anxiety. which basically just means we take a shot, turn our brain off, and call it a day.

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