The trio is here to treat you with some

tea this week again as Shawn Mendes is begging you to stop calling him gay, Grindr and Christian Mingle have something in common, and Amanda Bynes doesn’t look like Blac Chyna anymore!

...... Allegedly​.

This week our favorite trio ponders the reason everyone is throwing salt on Tiffany Haddish’s game. And they waste no time, dragging the urban development birds of Miami. Oh, and Bhad Bhabie?! Take your *ss to bed!

Another week, and more of America’s bullsh*t. Rebel Wilson is the first ever dumb*ss to think she’d be the first anything. Y’all can’t think or vote for yourselves and Only Fans stirs up an important question: "What about everyone else?"

This week, the girls have returned to watch celebrity death matches. 50 Cent threw shots and quarters in his ongoing beef with rapper Ja Rule. And Cardi B and Nicki Minaj are back at it... again. Dating can be tough, especially when your dating pool is your circle of friends. Don't worry, the cure is here. You're tuned in to Too Gay To Care.

It’s back to the basics for the girls this week! The trio switched it up, and delivered what the island gyals wanted. They gave their two-cents in explaining news of the sun. Rihanna stopped America’s bag by curving the NFL. Cardi B gave us remedial lessons about her sorry excuse of a husband. And for the gays with their protein shakes, don't forget you were once at the bottom of the totem pole. So grab a coconut, work the pole, and hope we no follow dem. It’s time for Too Gay To Care!

This week, spells were cast in the form of tweets when the artist known as Azealia Banks had her soap sales stopped as Ms. Lanitá Del Reyes threatened to deliver the smoke. God (Ariana Grande) is a woman and a canceled engagement (w/ Pete Davidson). And the girls have some words for you fake allies and where you can stick your homophobia!

This week, the whites were all the rage. Operation: Situation tax evasion went into full effect. Connor McGregor got the racist beat out of him in the name of Allah. The mission to push the sexual assault agenda is full steam ahead. Oh, and Taylor Swift ousted herself as a… Liberal™ (AHS Spoilers from 8m:50s to 15m:50s.)

Your heart is true. You’re a pal and a confidant! This week, with all of the mess in the media, we averted the doom and gloom of inappropriate men. The squirrel-friends take a more personal and positive approach. Joined this week by our friend Joncè, we kick back and cut the cheesecake and let you in on our experiences within the community, ourselves and each other.

This week... we just really hate n**gas!