Dragons? Beasts? Demon Frogs? We're jumping to the last book of the Bible for a little jaunt through Armageddon. Think Revelation is confusing? You're right. But this story also paints an incredibly important picture of God and his longterm plans for the world, for dealing with evil, and for us.

A mercenary prophet, talking pack animals, and the dire consequences of fitting God into your plans. This amazing story from the Old Testament paints an unexpected picture of what disobedience to God actually looks like.

Still blame Yoko for the Beatles breakup? Wait till you get a load of John Mark. But beneath the abandonment and knock-down-drag-outs, you'll find an inspiring story of persevering through failure.

Two dead guys, prostitute costumes, and seducing your father-in-law. Yeah, that's a Bible story. And underneath the rocky exterior, it says something incredible about God.

A spy, a fat king, and a disappearing sword. It's all espionage, belly-stabbing, and poop saving the day in this incredible story from the Old Testament.

There are some pretty weird stories in the Bible. Wonder why they're in there? So do we.

Too Long; Didn't Read is a limited run podcast exploring five of strangest stories found in the pages of the Good Book and what they can teach us about God and ourselves. 

This irreverent look at a reverent book begins April 7th.