Too Much

flirty flirty hoe zoe teaches repressed christian girl esme how to flirt with everyone. if you don’t want to die alone, this is a must-listen. zoo bee zoo bisous bisous. 

what begins as a discussion about the nature of jealousy quickly becomes a full blown crisis. esme, zoe, and her roommate isabella discuss how they feel like they aren't doing enough while everyone else is busy becoming incredibly successful. rule number one, do not ask esme what her post-grad plans are. zoe suggests that even when you do feel successful, you still don’t feel like enough for others. will the girls who are too much always be lacking? at the end, a drunk treat with ethan and jordan. 

STORYTIME!!!! this is the whitest shit you'll ever hear! zoe details the loss of her package and esme hears the story for the first time. there is neighbourly bonding, endless phone calls, security footage, police involvement, neighbour hookup gossip, and even classroom gossip. get ready for the time of your life. 

the rushhhhh at the beginning… zoe and esme enter the new year manifesting fame and wealth. this will be the very last episode discussing their exes. the girls are mourning, praying, and grieving the end. esme asks herself what it means to let go of the identity of heartbroken. zoe decides she’s happy to be the crazy ex forever. they call upon new lovers to entertain them this year. this episode is much more than a rehash of the past, they discuss shame, embarrassment, rejection and how to set yourself up for the new year! as a little treat, they bring you along for a drunken adventure at a new years’ party. zoo bee zoo bisous bisous.

zoe and esme are joined by stand-up comedian kyra carleton. kyra tells us how she fell in love with comedy. the girls discuss the difference between a good joke and an offensive one, imposter syndrome, ibs, and their collective love for straight twinks. zoo bee zoo bisous bisous. 

anna and rocío are here to remind us that not all relationships are depressing. in this episode, zoe is concerned with the intricacies of anna and ro’s intimate life. the duo explains what a queer relationship means to them and how four years of support turns into a (sexy) romantic partnership. anna and ro delve into the pain of being friends post-rejection; the nature of homoerotic resentment. esme investigates why anna wasn’t ready at first. the girls discuss the difference between and honest connection and wanting a boyfriend for social status/security. it’s hot, it’s sexy, it’s gay, it’s full of giggles and kissie wissing. a gift from god. zoo bee zoo bisous.

in this episode, zoe and esme explore why they sometimes believe they are the absolute worst. they discuss a range of intrusive thoughts. are they selfish and evil at their core? are they always going to be too much for everyone around them? are they unloveable? listen to find out. zoo bee zoo bisous bisous. 

are zoe and esme in a homoerotic friendship? that's one secret we'll never tell. in this episode, three special guests tell us about their experience with homoerotic friendships and the subsequent heartbreak of losing a friend. we ask what it means to give yourself permission to love. the guests offer great new questions: what do I do if she's gayer than me? etc. zoe and esme realize internalized homophobia is the only reason their guests lost their lovely "friends". if you're happy or sad about being a little bit gay, this episode is for you. zoo bee zoo bisous bisous. 

this time the girls take us on a journey through their summer love affairs. we learn what it takes to find romance on hinge and how to lust for life. the two discuss pleasure, one night stands and vocalizing your needs. esme teaches us the difference between wanting your ex back and just being bored. she demonstrates how to regain hope when overcome by loneliness. zoe talks rejection, orgasms and putting yourself on the line. this episode is filled with sex and sadness. witness real time healing and laugh while doing it. zoo bee zoo bisous bisous. 

in this episode of too much, zoe and esme discuss how once you move out of your childhood home, you can never go back. zoe explores how living on her own made her confront her deep-rooted control issues. she explains the difference between a self-critic and a self-compassion voice. esme reflects on her first week living on her own. she admits that she’s afraid she won’t be able to properly take care of herself. in the end, the girls learn that they need to be kinder to themselves, and urge you to do the same. zoo bee zoo bisous bisous.