Too Old To Care Pod

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In Episode 22, the guys shoot the breeze on everything from post-divorce singlehood and the exhausting modern ritual of "finding your person," to cringey MySpace throwbacks and the universal cringe of revisiting your younger self online. They dish out heartfelt advice to a 17-year-old listener going through his first major breakup, explore the lethal extremes of Death Valley (from a hidden underwater fish cave to a guy who mummified himself on a 20-mile hike), reminisce about Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, and Falling In Reverse, debate the genius of Fred Durst and Davey Havok's ever-bizarre look, and gripe about the freeballing lifestyle, California car registration, and social media's fake statistics. They also cover old Tasteless Gentleman episodes being pulled from Spotify over copyright, a man getting sucked into a plane engine at Denver Airport, the magnificently named naked man orchid, and a new segment turning listener comments into AI-generated songs via Suno.

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In this episode, the hosts sit down with guest Arlene for an unfiltered, free-wheeling conversation that covers everything from Stagecoach festival chaos and the iPhone vs. DSLR camera debate to the real talk about dating in your 40s and what it actually takes to communicate and be vulnerable in relationships. The conversation gets candid fast — touching on Botox, eye contact during sex, praise kinks, and navigating modern dating apps. It's equal parts funny, honest, and surprisingly insightful

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In this episode, Bradley and Schoeny vent about YouTube's frustrating manual publishing process for podcasts, then dig into listener messages — one about self-reinvention and not caring what people think as you get older, another about the missed business opportunities of the old TTG Instagram page (which had over a million followers before it was stolen). They debate the difference between "quitting" alcohol versus "stopping," and riff on social media inauthenticity. Along the way they swap personal stories: getting caught masturbating in a military housing shower by a 70-something acid veteran named Ron, Toby the dog bolting toward a preschool story time class, accidentally buying coffee designed for pregnant women, a quick and painless vasectomy experience, and a genuine recommendation for the Theo Vaughn and David Spade low-budget comedy Busboy.

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The guys kick off by theorizing that some women may have mistaken them for wealthy men and quietly moved on when they realized otherwise — sparking a broader debate about whether flaunting money is actually a warning sign versus quiet wealth being the smarter play. From there, they wade into dating app updates, including couple requests from app-matched strangers looking for a third, and riff on cliché bio phrases like "I like slow mornings." A significant chunk goes to a health update: their friend Scoop ended up in the ER after colonoscopy prep left him severely dehydrated, which caused a dangerous rapid heart rate requiring a procedure to reset it. The episode wraps with a tour through random rabbit holes — how Coachella makes its money, the "Viking meal" trend on Instagram, Palm Springs solo hotel trips, a punk rock show with a very predictable crowd, System of a Down concert memories, and logging 451 hours on Arc Raiders.

Episode 18 of Two Old to Care is a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation between two blunt, self-aware middle-aged guys who pull no punches. They kick things off dissecting Ruby Rose's graphic Twitter accusations against Katy Perry, questioning whether the 20-year delay and the overly descriptive language make it feel more like a publicity stunt than a genuine disclosure. From there, they pivot to Justin Bieber's oddly brilliant Coachella set — where, unable to perform his own music after selling his rights, he browsed memes on a laptop and sang old YouTube songs karaoke-style with the crowd loving every second. Along the way, the conversation meanders through the absurdity of diesel truck culture as a masculinity hierarchy, the social media comment section as a real-life Rorschach test, a groomsman's drunken catheter dare at a foreign bar, a brush with a lady boy in Guam, and a surprisingly thoughtful exchange about embracing gray hair and aging. It's chaotic, crude, and genuinely funny — the kind of podcast that sounds like exactly what it is: two old friends just talking.

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In this hour-long episode, Bradley and Schoeny open with a classic story about losing a wallet at a My Chemical Romance concert — the one time the wallet chain was left behind. They spiral into the unbelievable case of a quadriplegic cornhole professional accused of murder, rage about people standing in absurd lines for Trader Joe's tote bags, Costco rotisserie chickens, and Kirkland sweatsuits, and debate the ethics of blackface in comedy through the lens of Drake, Jamie Kennedy, and Ted Danson. They react to disturbing videos of a man shooting a wheelchair-bound veteran and a police shooting in San Diego, read a heartfelt listener email from Hungary, reminisce about four square, mosh pits (now dubbed "the dance pit"), crowd surfing injuries in Japan, and getting jet fuel in the eye in the Navy. They close with hot takes on grown men with secret handshakes, a brain-eating virus scare in San Diego, and ordering exotic game meat sausages off Amazon.

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In this episode of Too Old to Care, the crew welcomes back returning guest Arlene for a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation. They kick things off comparing cholesterol numbers and debating whether cutting carbs is worth it. Arlene shares her six-month dating rule and stories of exes who "crashed out" too early, plus updates on a promising new relationship with a longtime friend. The group dives into the eternal fuck buddies vs. booty calls debate, reacts in horror to the Nickelback x Megan Thee Stallion Cheetos collab, and breaks down Justin Timberlake's DUI body cam footage. Along the way, they rant about fake "once in 500 years" space events, celebrate the ozone layer's recovery, discover Costco's hidden gems, complain about Uber's creepy GPS notifications, learn about off-grid earth ships, and somehow end up discussing zombies, priests, and the sounding rod saga that just won't die.

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The guys kick things off talking about shorts and thigh sizes before paying respects to Chuck Norris and reliving Walker, Texas Ranger moments. They dive deep into the Afroman trial, where he trolled the cops who raided his house by making diss tracks and showing up to court in a full American flag suit — and won. DJ war stories come up, including dead 4th of July gigs, getting booked on Coachella weekend at an empty club, and Bradley's "magical" rooftop set at Lumi downtown. Bradley also reveals his failed attempt to open a Swiss bank account while DJing in Switzerland. Things get heated with a rant about First Amendment auditors who provoke random people in public for content, and Dom shares a hilarious story about a pest control guy unknowingly bringing a rat home in his engine. The jet ski vs. fisherman beef gets explored, and the episode wraps with the ongoing hood pass negotiations and some truly unhinged sounding rod discourse.

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This unfiltered podcast episode explores the messy, hilarious realities of adulting and being single. The hosts share candid stories about upgrading from Ikea blinds, bringing dogs to Home Depot (and the unexpected reactions from strangers), and the liberating honesty that comes with dating and transparency. They dive deep into embarrassing moments from childhood and adulthood, debate the rising cost of McDonald's versus nostalgia for 99-cent meals, revisit the metrosexual era of the 2000s, and hilariously dissect PornHub's algorithm problem. Throughout it all, they celebrate the benefits of single life—getting in shape, working on yourself, and discovering newfound confidence through dating—all delivered with their signature crude humor and zero filter.

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In this wide-ranging conversation, the hosts share candid updates from their lives including running injuries, upcoming DJ gigs, and the logistics of nightlife work. They dive into honest discussions about marriage, relationships, and watching friends navigate divorce, while reflecting on aging, technology frustrations, and the importance of setting boundaries with fans. The episode also explores the realities of working in the service industry—from bartending to DJing—and the often awkward interactions that come with it. Looking back on their podcasting journey, they discuss near-miss Netflix deals, losing their Instagram account to hackers, and why they've stayed committed to keeping their show authentic, conversational, and politics-free for over 13 years.