Too Tall Boyz

Truth telling meets warning shots in this week's episode. Speaking of shots, the Washington Correspondence dinner happened recently. What REALLY happened? The New York Times released a list of the Greatest American Songwriters living today. One name The Boyz just can't get seem to accpet. Did Klay Thompson brick another shot after his public dumping? Or is it Meg The Stallion who needs to reflect? Shots Fired includes choosing between great album intros. It's been a while since someone made the mistake of annoying Keem before the pod. You know how this goes. Also, Kehlani may have the best album of the year so far.

Missed shots appear to be the theme of this episode. Next time you're thinking of sending a long winded reply, remember to keep it simple and reply”You are stupid.”

Spending 2 million dollars in 20 minutes is no easy task for the Too Tall Boyz. But will they have it easier than Drake's nerves with the announcement of his next album's release date? The Boyz discuss what they expect from the highly anticipated album before largely ignoring a ragebait list. Ice Spice got ba da ba ba bopped on McDonald's recently, which begs the question: why was she even there? Lil Wayne is feeling down again but maybe not as bad as Angel Reese's ex boyfriend.

Keem tries to guess the Billboard Top 10 from 2002, the Boyz build their dream Saturday morning cartoon lineup and discuss some non rap diss tracks on the latest episode. Create your player now.

A reminder that any grievances with the Too Tall Boyz can be directed to the DMs. Responses will vary. Cardi B posted something on social media that Stik knew only Keem could explain. The WNBA had a big weekend with the draft, trades, and more money than the players have ever seen. The season can't come soon enough. Chris Brown and Usher are going on tour together, leading to speculation of who would win in a Verzuz. A quick sample of one made things pretty clear.

It's very important to call certain people back, evidenced by a lyrical break down of an underrated diss record. But if you do forget to call, just be sure to pray to a picture of Jesus--just make sure it's not an image of that one guy.

Innocent or Guilty Suffering is the question to open the pod before Stik calls for an iso on the wing to address a familiar foe. When will people learn that the guy running the country is a premium seller of wolf tickets? Lebron's year of media mishaps continue after his comments on the city of Memphis. While Gucci Mane dealt with an accurately named rapper, Offset almost wrote a check his *** couldn't cash, literally. The NCAA Tournament has concluded and The Too Tall Boyz recap the games. Keem has been dealing with a few of his favorite artists getting caught up in the news cycle and Chili of TLC is not helping.

Always remember: shooters gotta shoot, even when they don't have arms.

After a week off, the Too Tall Boyz open by trying to figure out which uninvited guest to bring to the cookout. Both Jay Z and J Cole have been on press runs and The Boyz react to comments from both. Jaden Ivey is being prepped to be that one network's new hate toy--at what point will people stop hiding behind religion to get their vitriol off? While on the topic of losers, Usher decides to put his cape on for his “mentor." Keem and Stik make sure their views on both Jaden and Usher aren't misrepresented. A lion wouldn’t get a DUI, but a Tiger Wood.

There was a lot to cover this episode but don’t worry-- the Too Tall Boyz and dependability is like women and accountability…wait.

After answering a matrix style question, The Too Tall Boyz go on an unbelievable run. Stik shares the "hottest" new song from LaRussel. Wait until you hear the list of people that are Heaven sent. They give a quick Oscars recap that leads to a discussion about accountability. Jack Harlow decided to "get blacker" by dropping a Neo Soul album. The Boyz let him know what they will be calling him for the foreseeable future. The WNBA has finally reached a new CBA agreement and the Too Tall Boyz are excited to get back to the girls being girls. A concert announcement leads to the final conversation about classics.

This episode is packed with flavor, unlike Brian McWhite's new album. Tap in to what is definitely the best episode of 2026 so far!

Remember, these jokes are Rated E for Everyone. The Too Tall Boyz start by sending thoughts to Rihanna's after a scary situation. The sports world has been very active the past week. Two stars without championship rings won't be getting any other rings anytime soon as well. If you have been living under a rock, you will never guess who scored 83 points this week. No, seriously, you will not guess. Dwight Howard has never been great at the free throw line but has alleged to have been successful at a different one. The guy who said DEI was over somehow keeps making DEI hires.

If the Too Tall Boyz can teach you anything, it's that we will joke any and everyone and reading is fundamental!

The Too Tall Boyz tackle a bunch of the political issues within the first half hour of the pod. Current America may never live down the allegations. Rapper Cyhi the Prince took aim a J Cole and Stik finds the entire ordeal corny. Jonathan Major may not be Kang but may be donning a racoon costume as he's allegedly planning on starring in an "anti-woke" Sinners. Some people really don't want to be saved. The Atlanta Hawks are having Magic City Night and NBA center Luke Kornet doesn't approve. Well, Keem doesn't approve of his disappointment. How would you react to a note found under your toilet from your partners side piece? It's another What Would Keem Do segment. Stik also details a WILD independent author fiasco.

If you're on a staircase in the middle of the sky, which way do you walk? Do the Boyz get existential with this one? Come on. You know better.

The Too Tall Boyz kick off the pod with a potential versus match-up. Should they do it on live? There is alleged activity happening in Mexico at the moment and thats about all they have to say. The BAFTA's got more publicity than ever before after controversy "got by" the production team. Stik cant call it but he knows somebody's lying. Keem got smoke for an artistic black legend during Black History Month. But he's willing to say it loud and proud. The Too Tall Boyz celebrate some Winter Olympic winners, including the United States Hockey team that didn't act like losers.

Forgive some of the outbursts this episode-- The Boyz are easily triggered. Whatever you do, don't mess with their adopted nephew, Punch.

After the Too Tall Boyz tackle multiple cold open questions, they recap their Valentine's Day weekend. Is Tyra Banks a monster? Keem provides a breakdown of the horrifying new documentary. At the very least, she's a high-level gaslighter. NBA All Star Weekend might be dead, while Lebron had a costly turnover. The Unrivaled league celebrated another great 1v1 tournament and you better enjoy it because it may be the only professional women's hoops you watch this year. An example of the negative effect of having your mom as your manager is followed by the frustration of not being told a beef is over.

Homeland Security is looking for "meanies," people are STILL mad at Bad Bunny and Stik tackles the recent Rhode Island tragedy to round out the episode. If you stuck around to find out the origin of today's title, you earn the VIP Heighty of the Month badge!