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Hotel Inferno (2013)

The contract killer Frank Zimosa has just been hired for a ridiculously lucrative mission by the rich and powerful Jorge Mistrandia. The objective: to kill a couple of people hiding in one of his European hotels. What would look like one of the simplest jobs Frank has ever had is just about to turn into a living nightmare. He will soon realize he's nothing more than prey for Mistrandia and his army of crazy henchmen that have hiding in the hotel along with an ancient and unstoppable Horror. In their hotels you can only rent rooms....in Hell! See everything through the eyes of the Anti-Hero Frank Zimosa and boost your mind with an overdose of: nonstop violence, adrenaline, and pure fear, surrounded in a mysterious, deep and twisted story. You won't just watch it, you will experience it.

Hotel Inferno 2: The Cathedral of Pain (2017)

You, Frank Zimosa, are dead - brutally killed by the Mistandrian Cultists and trapped in the nightmarish Hotel Inferno: a special layer of Hell where demons co-exist with cultists, providing them dark, forbidden knowledge in exchange for endless pain and suffering. Alongside another tormented soul, trapped in the inferno since the Middle Ages, you must locate the five elements comprising the human soul - so that you may reclaim your physical form on Earth - before your body rots away. Do you have the strength to face the hordes of hell and take the first element - The Fire - from the hands of its powerful, ancient protector? There's only one way to find out.

Hotel Inferno 3: The Castle of Screams

Frank, although you have retrieved the Fire element, you are still trapped in the hellish Hotel Inferno. Now you must pass through the Village of the Disease, struggling to survive the frozen horrors that haunt those cursed passages, until you finally reach the Castle of Screams. There you will find your only ally, The Witch, who is being held captive along with the Ice element. But beware. The Castle is guarded by an army of unspeakable horrors. On this cold journey you will face many infernal atrocities, and as you will discover, the demons are not your only enemi es. Fight for your sanity, retrieve the Ice element, and take the second step towards your resurrection.

Suite 313 (2017)

Special Agent Alexander Connor is sent to investigate a house, from which a woman named Sandra has made numerous 911 calls. Things become more complicated than expected for Agent Connor, as he finds he must also rescue a police officer who responded to the home 24 hours earlier. Soon, Agent Connor will discover a horrifying secret; that Sandra is one of LUMEN CORPORATION's donors and has devoted her house to the corporation; a house which has been turned into a research lab for atrocious experiments performed on human beings.

Al and Brantley make fun of movies they haven't seen based on nothing but their weird descriptions. This week they take a bit of a detour and cover the 1980 children's cartoon Drak Pack.

This week we're taking on the Blind Dead series of movies. It didn't occur to us at the time, but someone really should make a Blind Dead vs Deafula movie. We ran out of Blind Dead movies before we ran out of podcast, so we tacked on the movie Shepherd at the end.

Do you like robots? Do you like vampires? Then you're going to LOVE this podcast about three movies about Robo-Vampires. They're not actually CONNECTED in any way, they're just three random movies about robo-vampires that someone threw together into a "trilogy" and then slapped a picture of RoboCop on the front. We also cover RoboCop (2014) in this episode.

Bad movies are funny, but it takes a long time to watch them, so instead Al and Brantley just read their very bad descriptions and laugh at those. This week's pirate themed episode includes, Submarine Pirate (1915), Captain Calamity (1936), and Blind Dead 3 (aka The Ghost Galleon (1974).

Al and Brantley make fun of movies they haven't seen based on nothing but their weird descriptions. This week's movies are The Invisible Ray, Cult of the Cobra, and Netherworld

Too tired to write the episode description this week.

In this episode of Too Weird, Didn't Watch, Brantley digs into an old trove of Universal Studios horror films that adapted the famous radio drama anthology The Inner Sanctum. The movies all star Lon Chaney Jr. and include, Calling Dr. Death, Pillow of Death, Frozen Ghost, Weird Woman, Dead Man's Eyes, and Strange Confession.

Brantley and Albert make fun of movies they haven't seen based on nothing but their weird descriptions.

Al and Brantley make fun of movies they haven't seen based only on their weird descriptions. First they tackle Mutants, a movie that has nothing to do with the X-Men OR actual mutations, but I guess Toxic Vampire Ghost Town was too radical for these folks. Then they move on to Demon Wind. Highs today will be in the mid 70s, partly cloudy, with a 40% chance of demon wind later this afternoon. Finally they talk about Swamp Zombies, a movie about your average everyday mad scientist who's just trying to get along reanimating corpses when the Federal Gubmint pokes their nose in his business.