Too Woke Boys

Too Woke Boys

By Jeff ZenisekComedy
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Too Woke Boys episodes

  • Too Woke Boys 201: Queer Eyes on Palestine

    The boys get together to discuss the exciting beginning of pride month, and how it's definitely less celebrated than months previous.

    There was a clash between Queers for Palestine and a gay pride parade.

    Donald Trump is found guilty of whatever it was that he did but we know he's super bad. He is also orange.

    The boys might have briefly covered The upcoming Hunter Biden case.

    The boys weigh in on who will take the lead in the republican party and make important comparisons of Chris Christie to Nintendo Wii Sports people, and some thing from the Milwaukee Brewers.

    A listener has a question for the boys about AI girlfriends.

    An email from a listener about some sort of party or something.

    Mexico has a lady president and its important to celebrate but also make it about how bad this country is for not having a lady run stuff.


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    1 hr 6 min
  • Too Woke Boys 200: We Don't Get Paid Enough Because We Are the Voice Of Women
    The boys sit down for a celebration of 200 episodes of explaining what is wrong with America.
    Caitlin Clark apparently has pretty privilege according to the View. There is lots of points to dissect from the segment from The View. The boys break down every aspect of it. Chris makes a bold point about the difference in the NBA and WNBA.
    doesn't "end up turning gay," Chris plays several videos from TikTok from gay teachers.
    A bishop justifies his marriage to a 19 year old. And the boys weigh in on this horrendous age gap.
    Morgan Spurlock passes away and the boys discuss articles about him and his documentary about McDonalds that broke the news to everyone that McDonalds is bad for you.
    Former General Hospital actor Johnny Wactor, was fatally shot in downtown LA, the boys couldnt really find much about this story.
    Classic Haiku from Big Ol, A listener has an urgent email for the boys.
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    1 hr 12 min
  • Too Woke Boys 199: Let Us Cook, So Women Don't Have To

    The boys get together to discuss the Iran President dying while in office.

    Sean Diddy Combs apology video, and how the boys are big fans of Cassie.

    The Boys talk about the Trump trial briefly

    There was also a "Queers for Palestine" nonbinary teacher that is getting booed on video during a speech at a school board meeting in Dearborn, MI. - We found this on twitter.


    Links that were discussed/ watched on the show:

    Harrison Butker Benedictine College Commencement Speech: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKRpPPK/

    P Diddy Apology Vid:

    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKR7a6u/


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    1 hr 4 min
  • Too Woke Boys 198: Leaders of the Women Scouts

    The boys become founders of the new Women Scouts.Let the boys know if you have any ideas on potential badges that can be earned (or whatever scouts do). Send emails to [email protected]

    The boys talk about Mothers day, the TikTok Trend "would you rather meet a bear or a man in the woods"

    Also the boys discuss the queers for Palestine group taking over Disney in Orlando.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Too Woke Boys 197 w/Brad Goodwin: Amy Schumer Feeds Off The Haters 🤰

    Chris is solo this week with guest comedian Brad Goodwin (@bradwingood) to discuss several topics


    Amy Schumer has an article about her that compliments her resilience from people spewing hate at her when she is in public.

    Linkin Park is considering a reunion tour with their new female lead singer.

    Brad discusses an aussie football game he watched that had unique opening ceremony.

    Chris tries to discuss the gamer gate 2 situation with Stellar Blade.

    Chris and Brad discuss the portal to Florida that is Orange county and the importance of Sublime to Florida milennials.

    Brad talks about drugs at Coachella.

    https://youtu.be/X_hA-GCDLM8?si=QA8ITQq4GbYlfgbY

    This is the lil Yachty thing Brad was talking about.

    Also this was played in the show but will probably get removed when we try to post:

    https://x.com/smileebwr/status/1785357697656737976?s=46&t=nHbRBOfNyw04H73zlL8jkw

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    Brad Goodwin

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Too Woke Boys 196: Extremism is Totally Radical Dude 🤙

    The boys get together to discuss several protests happening around college campuses all over the states.

    University of Washington calls their protests off over lack of diversity.

    In Utah students at a middle school stage a walkout over furries bullying them.

    Col brings a screenshot of a tweet from a woman who is fed up with men not liking Taylor Swift.

    Britney Spears is losing her wealth and the boys have volunteered to help her manage her finances with the conservatorship.

    The boys discuss Adonitology, a new religion that empowers women with curves.

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    @JeffZenisek

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    @MalcolmKelner 

    https://beacons.ai/malc


    1 hr 5 min
  • Too Woke Boys 195: Paying The WNBA Their Fair Share (of the Mens League Profits)

    The boys get together to discuss the situation around Caitlyn Clark's WNBA starting salary.

    Taylor Swift blasted for saying she wants to live in 1830s in her new song.

    Another guy sets himself on fire and the boys talk about how this is a productive method of activism.

    The boys answer a question sent into them about the pro palestine protester who threatened the Bakersfield city council because of their silence on calling for a cease fire.

    The boys get another email just a tad too late...


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    1 hr 3 min
  • Too Woke Boys 194: Pour Out Some OJ For A Real One

    The boys get together to discuss the passing of OJ Simpson, a beloved sports ball guy and actor and NOTHING ELSE...

    Grimes freaks out during her Coachella set and throws her team under the bus.

    The boys talk about the situation with the Golden Bachelor, Gerry and Theresa have been married for less than 5 months and they are already filing for divorce.

    The situation in the middle east is getting worse.

    The boys read a fire poem, and there is a very important letter from a special listener.


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    1 hr 2 min
  • Too Woke Boys 193: Eclipsing Women's Voices So We Can Speak For Them

    The boys get together to discuss the eclipse and how they saw it with their bare eyes.

    The boys talk about women's NCAA basketball, and systematic racism. Chris has a video of a play that is hard to watch because of the egregious injustice occurring in the play. Chris makes a terrific analogy to authority and race relations because it's important to make everything a race war.

    The rock refuses to endorse Joe Biden, now its time to refuse to endorse The Rock.

    Country megastar Morgan Wallen arrested for throwing a chair off a balcony and nearly hitting a police officer. This is a delicate situation and the boys approach with nuance.

    Greta Thunberg is arrested again for protesting against climate issues, its definitely very real and definitely not another fake publicity stunt for climate legislation.

    Kamala Harris says really smart stuff about basketball in an interview.

    Tiger Woods is not having sex to focus on golf, Col is also not having sex for podcast reasons.

    Jimmy Kimmel calls the US a disgusting country after visiting Japan.

    Also the boys watch an MLB 24 the show trailer to discuss DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) in video games. All of this is because of corporations popping up to make bigger companies use them as consultants. A company called Sweet Baby Inc has been injecting themselves into games to force DEI into new video games. This is why you will see a baseball simulator with a "play as a woman in the MLB" narrative in the new video game.


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    @JeffZenisek

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    @MalcolmKelner 

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Too Woke Boys 192: Its Not Over Til The Fat Lady Quits Singing

    The boys get together to discuss Lizzo and her retirement via an instagram post.

    Andrew Huberman has an article about him that is giving the scoop on him being a bad guy. The only other option is to quit him and fall back on content from the boys.

    Also of course this is being recorded on April 1st and there is a huge totally real announcement the boys have to make.

    In women's basketball, Iowa and LSU will be playing and its a great opportunity to start a race war.

    Joe Biden observes the Transgender day of Visibility.

    Also Netflix is using Hannah Gadsby's branding to push a comedy special using only queer performers and the boys watch the trailer.

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    (fun ones will be read on the show)


    Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know 

    YOU ARE AN ALLY


    @JeffZenisek

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    @MalcolmKelner 

    https://beacons.ai/malc

    1 hr 3 min

About Too Woke Boys

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The Too Woke Boys are the only podcast providing a voice for women and people of color, hosted by two straight, white, cis men.