TooLong FellAsleep

In this episode, we sleep through the 2019 movie “JoJo Rabbit.” We have Max Juszczec on the Podcast again and he tries to figure out which Nazi Scarlett Johansson is playing while offending the Boy Scouts of America, and Ray talks about a time he had to play Hitler in a school play, though he can’t do a good German accent.

Sleeper: Max Juszczec

In this episode, we sleep through the 2021 movie “A Week Away.” Ray explains how this movie is pretty much a ripoff of the movie Holes and discusses why he finds Christian movies cringey, and Ryan is just confused why Todd Packer is allowed in a summer camp. Also, we ruin any chance of being sponsored by Pureflix.

Sleeper: Ryan Dole

In this episode, we sleep through the 1988 movie "The Great Outdoors". Ryan discusses what makes a movie funny while destroying all of his personal relationships, and Ray would rather just talk about “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.” Also, we’re recording in the same room for the first time!

Sleeper: Ray Ouellette

In this episode, we go over the 2006 movie "Lady in the Water." Ryan just got married and couldn't make this episode, so special guest Max Juszczec steps in to figure out why a small child is staring at cereal box while getting mad about how M. Night Shyamalan portrayed wolves. And Ray wonders if the lead female in the movie is actually Barb from Stranger Things.

Sleeper: Max Juszczec

In this episode, we go over the 2018 movie "Mandy". Ray explains what Cheese Goblins are and why he thinks Nicholas Cage is the perfect horror movie actor, and Ryan explains why he thinks this movie takes place in the Mad Max universe. 

Sleeper: Ryan Dole

In this episode, we go over the 2020 movie "Tenet." Ryan explains what happens in this Christopher Nolan science-fiction film, and tries to explain how time travel works in this movie, and Ray is just confused the entire time and is sad Toni Colette isn't in it.

Todays Sleeper: Ray
Todays Expert: Ryan

In this episode, we go over the 2020 movie "I'm Thinking of Ending Things". Our good friend and first ever guest on the Podcast, Emily Schaechterle, has Ray and Ryan trying to figure out who Lucy is, why there's a naked old man following a cartoon pig, and why this podcast gravitates towards movies with Toni Collete in them.

In this episode, we go over the 2018 movie "Hereditary." Ray talks about why this horror movie is one of the most successful horror movies in the 21st Century and how it caused a theater full of children to run in fear. And Ryan tries to figure out who Joan is, if the naked people are real, and why Toni Colette is mad about someone's "face on their face."

Why watch the whole movie, when you could just fall asleep?

Pootie Tang (2001)
"The Man" is baffled by a chill hero's invincible weapon: gibberish.
Director: Louis C.K.
Writer: Louis C.K.

Storyline
Pootie Tang, the musician/actor/folk hero of the ghetto, is chronicled from his early childhood to his battles against the evil Corporate America, who try to steal his magic belt and make him sell out by endorsing addictive products to his people. Pootie must learn to find himself and defeat the evil corporation for all the young black children of America, supatime.

Today's Expert: Ryan Dole
Today's Sleeper: Ray Ouellette

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