It’s hump day! And Stimi Day (Stimulus check). And it’s not tax day this year. Noice! In this one, we spoke talk about a bunch of rona related economy news like the airlines’ stimulus deal, the effect it’s having on SAT and ACTs and a new bill for more money for americans; A tech company makes it easier to file for Unemployment Insurance, by going back in time; Amazon is making a killing on us, but no longer sharing as much of the wealth in affiliate programs; Apple shows it’s not scared of this virus so it dropped a new iPhone in March, the iPhone SE; and the Kansas City Chiefs not only won the Super Bowl, they might’ve helped save the West Coast and America.

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• U.S. Airlines’ Lifeline Is Enough to Limp Along, But Little More - Bloomberg
• Colleges consider the unthinkable: dropping SAT and ACT requirements for next year's applicants - CNN
• Americans would receive $2,000 a month under House Democrats' plan - Business Insider
• Unemployment Insurance - DoNotPay
• Amazon stock hits record high on hopes for a coronavirus-related boom - MarketWatch
• Amazon reportedly planning drastic cuts to affiliate commission rates starting next week - The Verge
• iPhone SE: A powerful new smartphone in a popular design - Apple
• How the Kansas City Chiefs' Super Bowl win slowed the spread of Coronavirus

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• North Korea fires barrage of missiles from ground and air - AP News
• Trump uses pandemic briefing to focus on himself - The Washington Post
• Amy Schumer changes baby son's name from Gene Attell | EW.com
• Over 500,000 Zoom accounts sold on hacker forums, the dark web - Bleeping Computer
• OnePlus 8 Pro Review: Finally a Flagship! - MKBHD

Hey. It’s Monday. In this one, Bernie fully endorses Joe Biden’s campaign. A lot faster than 2016; Disney’s Bob Iger is back running things during the ronas; Scientists did the science thing and found a new enzyme to destroy plastic bottles, but still make new ones; There’s too many damn chicken wings now. Not a problem. I’ll be back; and the NFL still plans to play this year, how they prepare for the season will be a challenge.

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• Bernie Sanders endorses Joe Biden, they announce 'working groups' on policy issues - ABC News
• Bob Iger Thought He Was Leaving on Top. Now, He’s Fighting for Disney’s Life. - The New York Times
• Scientists create mutant enzyme that recycles plastic bottles in hours - The Guardian
• How the coronavirus caused a giant national surplus of chicken wings - The Washington Post
• The NFL’s Offseason of Zoom - The Ringer

It’s Friday y’all! In this one we talked about need for rubbers for Tocamé Fridays; The two big tech giants team up to track us; there’s more to do with your kids and an  product; we meet our D-Bags of the Week; and no more doggies in the window, that’s a beautiful thing.

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• Trojan Urges Retailers to Include Condoms as Essential COVID-19 Item | Observer
• Trojan tells retailers to class condoms 'essential' item - Insider
• Apple's education team publishes new '30 Creative Activities for Kids' worksheet - 9to5Mac
• Instacart shoppers cheating workers by falsely offering big tips - 9to5Mac
• Thanks to Sheltering in Place, Animal Shelters Are Empty | WIRED
• Apple and Google Partner on Opt-In COVID-19 Contact Tracing Technology to Be Added to iPhone and Android Smartphones - MacRumors

In this one we talk about the Federal Reserve ready to make it rain on the economy again; SteakUmm’s twitter account is dropping that knowledge (this MF’er spittin); Google’s Android gets more accesible with a braille keyboard; Who exactly is an essential worker? Bosses stretching the rules; and Puzzle are not only hard to finish, but difficult to make too.

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• Here’s How Those Hot Jigsaw Puzzles Are Made - The New York Times
• The Social Distancing Festival
• Steak-umm Emerges as Unlikely Coronavirus Misinformation Watchdog - WSJ
• Steak-umm on Twitter
• A new keyboard for typing braille on Android - Google
• Dow rallies 500 points as Powell pledges no limit to Fed aid, amid deepening coronavirus-inspired job losses - MarketWatch

It’s Hump Day! In this one, we updated you on Bernie’s High School Dropout; La Doña Will Save America; We called dibs on the Moon in 1969; Instacart offers preflight plans; and Mickey D’s is finally ditching some of that single use plastic.

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• McDonald's UK Will Stop Putting Plastic Toys in Happy Meals - Gizmodo
• Bernie Sanders drops out of the 2020 race, clearing Joe Biden's path to the Democratic nomination - CNNPolitics
• Report: Ivanka Trump to Pause Guitar Lessons to Rescue Entire Economy | Vanity Fair
• Trump to World: Keep Your Grubby Hands Off of Our Theoretical Moon Mines
• Netflix Reminds You Its Making a Show About Trump's Space Force
• Instacart adds new features aimed at opening more delivery windows - TechCrunch

In this one, we updated you on the rona situation aboard the USNS Comfort and in the city of Detroit; We updated our Big tech companies that are doing it big for the cause, this time Dan Gilbert and Quicken; Wisconsinites are actually voting today; MLB wants to play baseball in hell; And now you can Netflix and walk away from your kids more often with new controls.

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• USNS Comfort Approved to Take COVID-19 Patients as Crew Member Tests Positive – NBC New York
• Detroit Approaches Its Coronavirus Peak - WSJ
• Wisconsin primary election back on despite coronavirus pandemic | The Independent
• Quicken Loans to boost Detroit hospitals' access to medical equipment - Detroit News
• Netflix now lets you remove titles and PIN protect your profile
• Could MLB start in Arizona ... in May? Answering the big questions - ESPN

We start a new week! In this one, we updated you on the New York plateau, or apex depending on how you look at the data, Tesla comes through with a brand new model that’ll save your breath, there’s free premium tv out there for now, don’t miss out, you’re in 15% better hands with Allstate now and we catch up on this little old lady that kicked the vid’s arse.

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• ‘No Time to Be Lax:’ Cuomo Extends New York Shutdown, NJ Deaths Top 1,000 – NBC New York
• Boris Johnson Enters Intensive Care Unit - CNN
• Tesla previews ventilator powered by Model 3 tech - The Verge
• Tim Cook: Apple shipping custom face shields to medical workers as mask donations cross 20M - 9to5Mac
• Auto insurers refunding millions due to stay-at-home policies | Fox News
• This 104-year-old Italian woman just kicked coronavirus’ ass

It’s the WEEKEND. In this one we updated you on masks. What’s the deal with those now?; Did the prez really say it’s unfair if you don’t have health Insurance; Tesla is selling cars and that’s a good thing; WeWork might be outta work soon, and How many engineers does it take to fix a ventilator?

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• Trump says it 'doesn't seem fair' that 30 million Americans are uninsured and suggests he may expand Medicare or Medicaid
• USNS Comfort Hospital Ship Was Supposed to Aid New York. It Has 3 Patients. - The New York Times
• Rachel Maddow MSNBC - Twitter
• Tesla tops its own Q1 production and delivery record, builds over 100,000 vehicles - Roadshow
• SoftBank terminates $3B tender offer for WeWork shares | TechCrunch
• SoftBank is pulling the plug on its $3.3B WeWork investor buyout plan
• Can you fix ventilators? A fuel cell engineer figures it out - AP News

We back baby! In this one, we updated you on some of the rona news including a deranged train engineer; TSprintMo is now a thing so I hope you finally get coverage; I’d really like for church goers to be smarter than this but oh well; all while we drink a lot more during the crisis, but at least kids started a newspaper to read.

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• Anthony Fauci’s security is stepped up as doctor and face of U.S. coronavirus response receives threats - Philadelphia Inquirer
• Andisheh Nouraee on Georgia’s Stupid Governor - Twitter
• T-Mobile merger with Sprint finalized, Mike Sievert steps up as CEO - Insider
• Pennsylvania pastor announces 'outdoor Easter blowout service' despite social distancing guidelines | TheHill
• This kid-staffed SF newspaper is the coronavirus break we needed. Here’s how it started - SF Chronicle
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